ITT you kill David.

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11-01-2008, 02:46 PM
Atomic

ITT you kill David.

I thought this up many months ago when CD first came out of LWS. Make up a short funny story of how David died.

David sold LWS to Niel for 50 grand so he could fund his hobby of yoga, which helped him in his real hobby of masturbation. Once he's able to perform oral on himself then the 50 grand will insure that he never has to leave home. Up on his rooftop he was practicing the fellatio pose he got overbalanced and fell 4 stories to the street below. (Not blow.) Slowly he got up and was hit by a bus.
11-01-2008, 02:47 PM
Sir Bifford

Pot overdose.
11-01-2008, 02:48 PM
Atomic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Bifford

Pot overdose.

Too short, not a story and overdosing on pot is no joke.
11-01-2008, 02:50 PM
Sir Bifford

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Too short, not a story and overdosing on pot is no joke.

I was just waiting for a pothomo to come by and explain how great their addiction to pot is and how you can't overdose and how they just smoked a bong hit and are sooooooooo high when they shove funions into their pimpled yapper.
11-01-2008, 03:39 PM
HopeYouDie

You see what rly happend is that David choked on my *ut oh* while performing felatio cutting off oxygen to his brain. I started to dial 911 but then I thought, 'Hey, that frozen pizza should be ready'...
11-01-2008, 03:42 PM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

You see what rly happend is that David choked on my *ut oh* while performing felatio cutting off oxygen to his brain. I started to dial 911 but then I thought, 'Hey, that frozen pizza should be ready'...

Seriously likes its a big deal to say cock or penis or dick.

Maturity at it's finest in this thread!
11-01-2008, 04:04 PM
HopeYouDie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

Seriously likes its a big deal to say cock or penis or dick.

Maturity at it's finest in this thread!

I chose not to say it- ty.
There's a difference..
11-01-2008, 04:22 PM
Absolution

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Bifford

I was just waiting for a pothomo to come by and explain how great their addiction to pot is and how you can't overdose and how they just smoked a bong hit and are sooooooooo high when they shove funions into their pimpled yapper.

hahahah funyons
11-01-2008, 05:24 PM
srsinternets

Honestly HopeYouDie, how fucking old are you. Because you post like you're a 60 year old with the maturity level of a 12 year old. You make it so fucking hard to tell.

AND ITS NOT FUCKING UT OH.
11-01-2008, 06:03 PM
Atomic

I'm disappointed with the entire community...
11-01-2008, 06:13 PM
HopeYouDie

Quote:

Originally Posted by srsinternets

Honestly HopeYouDie, how fucking old are you. Because you post like you're a 60 year old with the maturity level of a 12 year old. You make it so fucking hard to tell.

AND ITS NOT FUCKING UT OH.

It is when I write it and you don't have to like it so get over yourself..
11-01-2008, 06:14 PM
Kal El

I feel like ending every sentence with a trail of dots...
11-01-2008, 06:16 PM
srsinternets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

I feel like ending every sentence with a trail of dots...

Life is more suspenseful that way...

Or is it...?

...
11-01-2008, 06:17 PM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by srsinternets

Life is more suspenseful that way...

Or is it...?

...

Like an internet virgin that says ut oh, who got his computer turned on for the very first time!
11-01-2008, 06:23 PM
srsinternets

Ut oh...
11-01-2008, 06:27 PM
Kal El

*Ut Oh*
11-01-2008, 06:52 PM
HopeYouDie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

*Ut Oh*

Your learning.. Keep up the good work.
11-02-2008, 01:14 AM
Nermy2k

I punch him in da faesce
11-02-2008, 01:44 AM
Anonymous D

feed him some :shrimpmuffins:
11-02-2008, 05:05 AM
lolturnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

Your learning.. Keep up the good work.

YOU'RE
11-02-2008, 06:19 AM
no_brains_no_worries

During a yoga exercise he suddenly gets racked with unbelievable guilt for selling LWS. At that very moment, he loses his balance while during the tree formation, and breaks his neck.

RIP.
11-03-2008, 02:53 PM
Mad Pino Rage

I slit his throat and pills came out.
11-04-2008, 08:11 AM
Beef

Who is David and why I am I killing him?
11-04-2008, 08:32 AM
hedgerow

Eaten by Michelle Ellis.
11-04-2008, 09:22 AM
simonj

David was going to fight a giant called Goliath but he died because one retard can't fight a fucking giant.
11-04-2008, 10:48 AM
jared

Quote:

Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

You see what rly happend is that David choked on my *ut oh* while performing felatio cutting off oxygen to his brain. I started to dial 911 but then I thought, 'Hey, that frozen pizza should be ready'...

for the record this is a good post
11-04-2008, 11:28 AM
Nadia

He caught herpes from Horrorshow.
11-04-2008, 11:36 AM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nadia

He caught herpes from Horrorshow.

I lol'd really hard
11-09-2008, 05:59 PM
david

David meditated, practiced Neurogenic Yoga, faced his internal demons, and then his identity (david) died when he realized he was living a lie.
11-09-2008, 06:12 PM
simonj

Quote:

Originally Posted by david

David meditated, practiced Neurogenic Yoga, faced his internal demons, and then his identity (david) died when he realized he was living a lie.

suicide
11-09-2008, 07:20 PM
Vengeful Scars

I recieved my free LWS knife and lighter, I wanted a cock lighter and black knife, but got silver knife and a gay ass dragon lighter.

I traveled to Arizona.

With my +2 retardation Knife I cut him so good.

End.
11-10-2008, 12:27 AM
paulyt

He snapped his neck trying to suck his own cock.

Honestly, I had nothing to do with it. I swear.
11-11-2008, 06:26 PM
Muad Dib

After visiting the bank to pick up all the money he got from selling his shitty website, David ran into a friend. "Hey friend, how are you? What have you been up to since last we spoke?"

The friend replied, "Not much. Just got done smoking some methamphetamine. Hey why'd you sell that site? It was a good place for me to vent about my pointless life and call people slurs because they're the most advanced words in my vocabulary."

"It just wasn't working anymore," and pointing to the bag of money he had just withdrawn, "Plus I needed the money."

"Thats funny," his friend laughed. Atmosfear then withdrew his gun and shot 12 bullets into David's chest. Atmosfear took the bag of money and dropped it off at his Meth dealer's flat to pay off his debt.
11-11-2008, 07:25 PM
mutton

obit.

On December 14th, 1977, a happy Southern California woman delivered a baby boy who grew up to be an incredibly attractive, brilliant, and charismatic man. The next day, he was born, and named David Nathaniel Chapman. At age three he told a doctor he had a brain tumor, and life had been quite interesting ever since! He had had quite the eclectic job history, including experience as a professional baseball player, equity trader, technical analyst, maximum security jail guard, and founder of 5 different companies. He had a hard time sitting still so he became a Yogi.
11-12-2008, 12:59 AM
clownsocs

That doesn't lead to death
11-12-2008, 06:22 PM
Atomic

Quote:

Originally Posted by mutton

obit.

On December 14th, 1977, a happy Southern California woman delivered a baby boy who grew up to be an incredibly attractive, brilliant, and charismatic man. The next day, he was born, and named David Nathaniel Chapman. At age three he told a doctor he had a brain tumor, and life had been quite interesting ever since! He had had quite the eclectic job history, including experience as a professional baseball player, equity trader, technical analyst, maximum security jail guard, and founder of 5 different companies. He had a hard time sitting still so he became a Yogi.

And then he died?

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