What was your most embarrassing moment?
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What was your most embarrassing moment?
Probably that time where I shit my pants or threw up and shit my pants I don't know something with vomit and testicles.
Waking up from my Coma realizing I was wearing a hospital gown and everybody could look up my gown if they wanted too
It involved a pool table :eek:.
Do tell do tell..:pphug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
But I've put so much effort into repressing my embarassing memories. :(
Nothing special.Quote:
Originally Posted by HopeYouDie
Just got caught with my ex by his father. It happened so fast and slow at the same time, it was just not a fun experience :(.
My ex slept at my house alot. One morning we woke up and I looked outside my window to see if anyone was home. Didnt see any cars so we started fucking and she was being LOUD.
About 5 minutes after we were done, my moms boyfriend coughs in the living room. He was there the whole time. And my room is right next to the living room.
Either that or when my dad walked in on me jacking off.
Im talking sitting on a chair in the middle of my room, lights on, pants at the ankles, an nothing to cover up with.
Parents caught me with my step father's business associate's daughter two days after I introduced her to them as "my friend's girlfriend" (which was semi-true, btw).
More recently, I discovered a lot of people think I have a silly accent.
Admitting that you actually made a decent thread.
While my gf was giving me a handjob, for some reason, it never happens, but i came and it shot in her eye.
Very funny, but after I stopped laughing, which wasn't till like 10 minutes after it happened, it was pretty embarrasing.
lol you should have had your boyfriend gag you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
That's fucking halarious! " Good job"Quote:
Originally Posted by Derekrm72
I think you're joking, making fun of me, or being serious. I can't tell.Quote:
Originally Posted by HopeYouDie
Don't take him seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Derekrm72
His dad wasn't supposed to be home that day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
Oh gosh where to begin?
At work I was listening to the country music staion with my coworkers (I hate country but it was their turn with the radio) and a new girl comes up and starts talking with the thickest Texas drawl in the world. I laughed and said her red neck trailer trash accent was dead on thinkin she was making fun of the country station....and she informed me she was actually from Texas.
Next time he wants to do the nasty on some weird surface, just drag him to bed or someplace more private! hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
My friend and I were at Panera Bread. I was making fun of him because he was getting French Onion soup, his sandwich on French bread, so I started making jokes in this cheeseball French accent.
The lady ahead of us gives me a dirty look and then starts talking to her friend.
In French.
One time at the library someone saw me looking at this website. So embarrassing.
It was my ex so he doesn't get any anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
I would hope not if that is the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
When I was in 2nd grade I forgot to zip up my fly and I walked around for an hour with my penis hanging out. My best female friend pointed it out to me. It was horrible.
I'm pretty good at avoiding embarrassing situations. The one good thing about being a pussy irl.
high school
i haven't had many embarrassing situations because a) i don't get embarrassed very easily and b) i have done nothing cool enough to cause a very embarrassing situation
Talking to this girls mom after she OD'd.
I saved her life and I got blamed, shit luck on my part.
I accidentally shit on my girlfriend. She never found out though.
I tool a large quantity of acid once and ended up pissing myself.