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I'm sure there has probably been numerous amounts of questions asked about how to change the taste of your cum. Well, it just seems like half the things I read are mearly myths, and I just want to know if anyone here knows what works, and what doesn't.
Thanks to all who participate in this thread.
I've been told that you should stay away from alcohol, chocolate and spicy foods.
Eat lot's of fresh fruit and veg.
I've got an annoying vegan friend and she insists that it does work.
She's an annoying vegan though so you should probably just ignore it and cum in the girls eyes so she can't see you break down in tears after you orgasm because you secretly think of that time you saw Daddy and the Fed-Ex man. Oh the shame...
Or is that just me...
That's probably just you...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Oh, and yes, basically stick to fruits and vegetables. I hear pineapple usually does it for ya. So try that.
The way your semen tastes is directly effected by what you eat. A healthy diet, with lots of fruits and vegetables produces better tasting semen.
oh here's a website I found: http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Tast...emen&id=164106
Those "myths" aren't actually myths at all.
Pineapple and a healthy diet will make your love juice taste a lot better.
I was told eating tons of pineapple makes it sweeter, but I dunno. That might be a myth.
Pineapples are good for girls to eat.
Orange Juice is good for guys - Really just stay away from foods like asparagus and you should be ok.
And red meat.
My Cum must taste like Sugar and Nerds.
I eat alot of fruit, Pineapple being my favorite, I drink a lot of OJ, and veggies (lols vaggies) are my main ingredient.
I've never had a girl complain about the taste of my semen(and if she did, I'd slap her and asked who told her to speak)
No garlic either. That shit will come out of your pores, no exaggeration.
The only thing I can say is that it's really, really obvious if you're a heavy smoker.
Makes it taste disgusting.
Or if you under eat. God it tastes horrible if the guy doesn't have a decent diet.
Pour a sugar packet in her mouth first, then bust in there. Tada, problem solved. Cost $0 as you can snag them from any restaurant.
I'd go for this idea. It's way easier than making diet changes.Quote:
Originally Posted by agent60056369
But some things don't taste toooo good mixed together?Quote:
Originally Posted by Icarus
It might make it worse =\ and then she'd be thinking wtf is this guy doing slappin a bag of sugar down my throat and he tastes disgusting.
I say change your diet to something healthy, that way it's good for the sex life and the body.
That's true. I have a fairly good diet simply because i abhor: soda, chips, candy of any sort.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3litre
I like bananas. Are those any good for anything?
They're very high in potassium, vitamin B6 and vitamin C.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icarus
Also, they apparently make your ejaculate taste like bananas.
When you eat for muscle growth it makes your semen taste bad.
In fact, about a year ago I was eating for bulk and my semen apparently tasted so bad that my gf at the time brought me fresh fruit from a fruit stand and made me eat it.
no whey man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Hah, that's probably why my own semen taste better than most other people's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Honestly, that's my opinion :shifty:
I don't like supplements of any kind. I'm just an active guy, rock climber, kayaking guide, mtber and road biker, etc. Haha, banana cum. Sorry it's just a funny picture.
Visual data will have to supplied, and a sample will have to be acquired, in order to lend credence to further claims you post in this thread. I'm sorry, but this is not optional.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icarus
haha :facepalm:Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
By eating for muscle growth I just mean high carb, high protein. Meat and bread. Not good for semen taste according to my only source.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icarus
Nothing will change the taste. Anyone who told you it would is an idiot. that's like saying if you eat a ton of spaghetti your shit will taste like spaghetti. It just won't.
Oh do you have any evidence to back up your assertions? Or have you done your own extensive private research.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Go ask your doctor is this is a feasible prospect. I'll wait.
Go ask your English professor is this is a feasible sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
Well, you're right. I guess I didn't specify the target, but using the magic of inference, it is an acceptable sentence, though by no means perfect. Moron. I notice that you cleverly tried to avoid the point that I'm right, and medical science backs up my claim.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Yeah, except it doesn't. It's widely accepted that diet affects the taste of ejaculate.
Though that doesn't mean that eating lot's of something makes it taste like that something. It just changes certain qualities of the taste.
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Originally Posted by simonj
Do you have ANY proof to back this up? Hell, not even proof. Just some sort of logical reason why that would be true. At what point would ANYTHING you eat have ANY interaction with your vas deferans and/or prostate to have any effect on the production of semen, or the fluid the semen is contained in?Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
I dunno, the same way asparagus makes your piss smell like Satan vomit, or the way the fluids you drink affect the salinity of your sweat.
Just because your balls are all the way down there doesn't mean what you do up top doesn't affect them.
The ironic thing is that this sentence itself has grammatical mistakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Anyways, we know that consuming some products can affect some bodily fluids and discharges in certain ways. Even though I'm not certain that anything really affects ejaculate taste, I wouldn't just reject the idea completely. It's possible that certain things do affect its flavor, though I doubt that any lab would subject this hypothesis to empirical rigor...
I still maintain, however, that heavy smoking makes cum taste absolutely terrible.
And people say Americans don't get irony.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
In the voice of Foreign Joke Man on Family Guy,Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
"Oh-ho-ho-ho, is funny because it has mistakes!"