It's a compliment.

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11-12-2008, 04:33 AM
no_brains_no_worries

It's a compliment.

Since most of my attire consists of shorts, light t-shirts and worn out new balances, I decided to go do some shopping to prepare for winter. I ducked into a Big Five Sports because they sell everything dirt cheap on the account of their products are the fruits of child labor in some other country.

Anyways.

I was locked in the internal debate between sports jacket vs. the hoody with funny sayings on it. It's early in the morning and one young, sweet little employee was running all over to straighten out all the shelves, rearrange the hangers and etc, etc. Now by sweet of course I mean DAMN she was FINE. Well as luck would have it (for me anyway) she dropped a glove and bent over at the waist to pick it up.

There was a full length mirror right next to me that gave me a fantastic view of her asset, so to speak. I mean, it was amazing!Definately the type of ass that you say a silent prayer of thanks for because you know God spent a little extra time sculpting it. Now I know the rule and have seen that Senfield episode explaining the rule. The Rule : Glance and look away. That’s it! But you must understand the grade “A” I was privileged enough to check out! I couldn’t just look away!

My good fortune ended quickly enough as the employee’s perv-senses must have tingled. Instead of picking up the glove, standing up, and continuing on her way, she decides to glance over her should and look right into the mirror. Of course not only does she see her ass backed up in the air, she sees my reflection nearly drooling over it.

Now I expected a few things. For example being called a pig, or given the bird, or her stomping haughtily away. I figured if I were lucky, she’d be just as embarrassed from being checked out by a pig like me as I was from being busted. Instead something even better happened! She gave me a look (non hostile!) that seemed to say “Busted” before walking off. Now, this is just proof that this chick has the right idea.

Men are cock-driven animals and will always be, but just take oogling as compliment! Really, it'll make everyone's life easier!
11-12-2008, 04:51 AM
solecistic

Women are told to be ashamed of their bodies and their sexuality pretty much from birth. We're taught that when a man is staring, it means we've done something to encourage that, which is a huge no-no.

I think a lot of women pretend to be offended (I promise that 99.9% are complimented deep down inside) because we're taught that if we encourage it, we're being sexually suggestive - something only a dirty whore would do.

On top of that, a lot of girls are also told that men are always predatory, with absolutely no exceptions. Therefore, an appreciative look or a wolf whistle sets off red flags - "that man thinks I'm sexy, he wants to rape me!" It's totally irrational.

Women also think that men are only interested in their bodies, that their thoughts and feelings are unimportant (again, irrational - if a man hasn't even spoken to you yet, how do you expect him to wolf whistle at your personality?).

Anyway. Good for her for being comfortable enough with herself. And good for you for getting a peek at a nice bottom. :pppurr:
11-13-2008, 08:08 PM
HopeYouDie

Totally agrees with sole. I have two sisters who deal with this crap all the time. But it sounds like this chick bent over like that on purpose. Ladies squat to pick things up. Whores.. Well we know what whores do.
11-14-2008, 04:36 AM
gwahir

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

Totally agrees with sole

this seems incompatible with

Quote:

Ladies squat to pick things up. Whores.. Well we know what whores do.
11-14-2008, 04:40 AM
KT_

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

Ladies squat to pick things up. Whores.. Well we know what whores do.

That's only true if the girl is wearing a short skirt. I have crappy knees so I don't normally squat to pick things up.
11-15-2008, 11:55 AM
Atomic

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Originally Posted by KT_

That's only true if the girl is wearing a short skirt. I have crappy knees so I don't normally squat to pick things up.

Gina?
11-16-2008, 01:17 AM
wanabedriver

On the way out, you should have told her to have a good day.
11-16-2008, 01:43 AM
Janglez

pics or it didnt happen.
11-16-2008, 10:29 AM
Atomic

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Originally Posted by wanabedriver

On the way out, you should have told her to have a good day.

I think maybe "You have a good one." would have been more appropriate.
11-16-2008, 11:33 AM
Kal El

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

Totally agrees with sole. I have two sisters who deal with this crap all the time. But it sounds like this chick bent over like that on purpose. Ladies squat to pick things up. Whores.. Well we know what whores do.

Your butchering of the English language is horrible. I'm not a grammar nazi, but your usage of the language is horrible.
11-16-2008, 06:28 PM
wanabedriver

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Originally Posted by Atomic

I think maybe "You have a good one." would have been more appropriate.

I think "nice" is more fitting.
11-16-2008, 07:25 PM
Atmosfear

Just buy a North Face and get on with your life, creeper.
11-16-2008, 07:46 PM
Vengeful Scars

I don't understand why the women have to hide everything, and men are supposed to flaunt everything.

I think womenz should flaunt just as much as men try, as the male form isn't very sexy in any way(exception of a few)....

The female figure is pretty much perfection in every sense of the word.
11-17-2008, 06:22 AM
no_brains_no_worries

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Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

I don't understand why the women have to hide everything, and men are supposed to flaunt everything.

I think womenz should flaunt just as much as men try, as the male form isn't very sexy in any way(exception of a few)....

The female figure is pretty much perfection in every sense of the word.

I am reminded of that one comedian who claims to leave his zipper down to show of some "neck" down there, which is the male equivalent of cleavage.
11-17-2008, 12:30 PM
Kozzle

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

Totally agrees with sole. I have two sisters who deal with this crap all the time. But it sounds like this chick bent over like that on purpose. Ladies squat to pick things up. Whores.. Well we know what whores do.

What the fuck...that was a complete contradiction in itself and made absolutely no sense. Go back to school?
11-17-2008, 03:05 PM
MrTroy

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Originally Posted by Janglez

pics or it didnt happen.

Right... because stuff that lasts 4 seconds is always caught on camera.
11-17-2008, 03:43 PM
Janglez

You never know when amazing shit happens. You always gotta be recording, thats how half the shit on youtube gets on there.
11-17-2008, 09:40 PM
paulyt

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Originally Posted by MrTroy

Right... because stuff that lasts 4 seconds is always caught on camera.

That's what she said :(
11-18-2008, 05:28 PM
solecistic

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Originally Posted by paulyt

That's what she said :(

hahahah
11-18-2008, 06:13 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by solecistic

On top of that, a lot of girls are also told that men are always predatory, with absolutely no exceptions. Therefore, an appreciative look or a wolf whistle sets off red flags - "that man thinks I'm sexy, he wants to rape me!" It's totally irrational.

Not that they often don't want to... it's just that their sense of morality, fear of the law/society, or fear of bodily harm from friends of the girl or the girl herself restrains them
11-18-2008, 07:42 PM
wanabedriver

If anyone wants music off Ruckus.com but doesn't have an account, I can DL it and convert it to mp3s.
11-18-2008, 07:45 PM
TheOriginalGrumpySpy

The only thing that separates a man from a rapist is a conscience.
11-19-2008, 02:56 AM
no_brains_no_worries

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

The only thing that separates a man from a rapist is a conscience.

That's for a jury to decide!