I didn't even eat any sweetcorn lately v:)v
Hey everyone, I'm here to talk to you about toilet humor.
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I didn't even eat any sweetcorn lately v:)v
Hey everyone, I'm here to talk to you about toilet humor.
My toilet has been feeling a bit depressed lately. Since you are an expert on toilet humour please give me examples of jokes I can tell it to try to cheer it up.
I like to read whilst I take a shit.
It's also why I'm banned from Waterstones.
In before flames?
Shitting is usually the highlight of my day, three to four times a day.
How much do you fucking eat? Jesus that's just amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Try wiping your arse with your other hand, it's an illuminating and invigorating experience.
I really don't eat that much, I just enjoy a high fiber diet. It keeps me very regular.
Regular is like once or twice a day. You should do those commercials for middle aged women to help them poop when they eat that one yogurt.They'd accept you instantly.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
I have a penis.
Well I've still got a few years before I'm a middle aged woman though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icarus
Where the fuck are my jokes?
THIS IS A QUALITY THREAD.
Corn niblets.
How do you know it's sweetcorn? It could have been feed corn. Hell, you don't know since you think you haven't eaten it lately.
This is a shit thread.
too many poop threads
i can't take it
lol poop thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
:(
Come on now, turn that frown upside down. :pppurr:Quote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
with a steamy load all over your boobsQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford