Indiana inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex

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11-19-2008, 05:56 PM
Kal El

Indiana inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex

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BLOOMFIELD, Ind. – Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.

The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used the passageway more than a dozen times in September and October, according to court documents.

The men — ages 44, 38 and 17 — and the women — ages 27, 26 and 21 — crawled through the ceiling after midnight, having sexual encounters and drinking homemade alcohol that was found hidden in the male cell block, a police affidavit said.

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11-19-2008, 09:55 PM
Icarus

If I could do it I would. And then I would escape, I mean with limited supply of women it couldn't have been that good of choice.
11-19-2008, 10:01 PM
Sir Bifford

Sex?
11-19-2008, 10:02 PM
Sir Bifford

What is sex?
11-19-2008, 10:10 PM
Icarus

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Originally Posted by Sir Bifford

What is sex?

http://sexuality.about.com/od/glossa...hat_is_sex.htm

There ya go pal.
11-20-2008, 04:00 PM
Absolution

No pics?
11-22-2008, 11:54 PM
clownsocs

Dude wtf, they got charged with escape. They went back to their cells. That's kinda fucked up.
11-23-2008, 02:10 AM
Kal El

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Originally Posted by clownsocs

Dude wtf, they got charged with escape. They went back to their cells. That's kinda fucked up.

well if they didn't charge them with anything, that would just basically send a picture to everybody else that it's ok to escape from your cell, even if you go back.
11-23-2008, 02:19 AM
Nick2.1

I saw Indiana and thought of the Indiana Jones theme music, so I clicked subconsciously.
11-23-2008, 05:07 PM
Nevrmore

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Originally Posted by Nick2.1

I saw Indiana and thought of the Indiana Jones theme music, so I clicked subconsciously.

The Indiana Jones music is...actually surprisingly appropriate to play to some guys escaping their cells through the ceiling and crawling their way to sexual gratification.
11-23-2008, 05:29 PM
Janglez

Why is there a prison with men and women together?
11-23-2008, 05:42 PM
Mr. E

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Originally Posted by Kal El

well if they didn't charge them with anything, that would just basically send a picture to everybody else that it's ok to escape from your cell, even if you go back.

Well, I mean, if you go back and the place that you escape to is a place inside the prison I don't see how that counts as escape.

Also, Janglez, I'm sure they have separate wings or something for the men and women.
11-23-2008, 05:44 PM
Janglez

It still can't go unpunished. They were not in their cells when they were supposed to.

You wouldn't want all the prisoners walking around not in cells, would you?
11-23-2008, 05:48 PM
Mr. E

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Originally Posted by Janglez

It still can't go unpunished. They were not in their cells when they were supposed to.

You wouldn't want all the prisoners walking around not in cells, would you?

*shrug* makes absolutely no difference to me. I could care less if they killed the guards and threw a hula party so long as they stayed separated from society. Put all inmates on an island, like Australia used to be, and I'd be pleased as punch.
11-23-2008, 05:58 PM
Janglez

I fell the same way but about people with aids. Move them all to like Africa, then eventually they all die and AIDS is cured (sorta)
11-23-2008, 06:14 PM
mutton

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

*shrug* makes absolutely no difference to me. I could care less if they killed the guards and threw a hula party so long as they stayed separated from society. Put all inmates on an island, like Australia used to be, and I'd be pleased as punch.

if you are not behind your guards you are in front of them
11-23-2008, 06:20 PM
Mr. E

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Originally Posted by mutton

if you are not behind your guards you are in front of them

lol guards aren't the troops silly. Guards are people who aren't good enough to be the troops, like a guy named Aaron I went to high school with.