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Authorities in Texas say a teenage boy fatally shot his father during an argument over a wrong fast-food order, then killed himself.
Galveston County sheriff's officials say the violence occurred on Sunday at the family home southeast of Houston.
Sixteen-year-old Robert Lee Mueller Jr returned home with the wrong food order for his father, 59-year-old Robert Lee Mueller.
Must be that Kangaroo blood.
Yeah because Texas is over run with kangaroos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
Yeah.
this is what happens when you have a kid at 43 and name him after you
No, this is what happens when you abort a kid at 43 and name him after you.
The winner: Fast food. God Bless America.
Two Texans die and fast food gets publicity. No one loses!
Robert Lee Mueller Jr? That's such a death row name anyway. Probably good he got this out of the way at 16.
Well, to be honest, it really just depends on what happened. Did he order a burger and get a filet o' fish? Im pretty sure confusing fish for beef is a murderable offense in Texas.
Yesterday afternoon, I tried a BK Double Stacker, and I can definitely feel this kid's pain if my order was messed up. BK Double Stacker's rock!
Burger King
Have it your way
BK x2 stacker:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage
Add Mayo
Keep Stacker Sauce
Add Pickle
If they don't F it up by adding WAY too much sauce, it is freakin' amazing. Its just as good if you just add pickle as well.
Quad Stacker.
Bacon.
No Stacker Sauce.
Two texans die over a hamburger? I am so moving to houston.
Well I can't say that losing two Texans will make me lose any sleep at night.
so the teen first fills himself with fast food, then fills his father with fast food?
so he like fed his father?
fakeedit: the title is wrong.
I don't think I ever got that mad. Ever.
Morgan Spurlock was right. Fast food will kill you.
Fast food is awful. I ate some taco bell yesterday and promptly sent it back up the way it came. Seriously, it made me vomit. I think it was the burrito.
Wendy's or Taco Bell. Those are your two choices as a late night snack as a college student.
Or half-apps at Applebee's.
Well there's also Arby's.
I was hoping that the shooting happened at McDonalds.
My first two listed were listed because they are open late.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Applebee's was mostly for hall nights.
Arby's stays open later than Taco Bell or Wendy's round hurre.
If one of them had been a little less selfish, they could have killed one of their humpin' cows and made hamburgers out of that so this tragedy would have never happened.
Eww, taco bell is 24 hours a day where I am. Thank god for convenienceQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
So, are you using humpin' to replace the beautiful F word, or are you implying that texans have one specific cow that they have sex with. If its the latter.... Worst Marinade Ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nevrmore
Texans don't believe in polygamy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLMWolby
See Branch Davidian compound in Waco for further evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nevrmore
(not serious)
Or you can just go to Wal-Mart at 3:30 for grapes and a frozen pizza.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
I did that a couple of times.
I really can't stand wal-mart. It starts irritating me from the time I see the retard greeter and doesn't stop until after I've stood in the express line for fifteen minutes waiting on three people to check out.
Every time I go in, I don't look at the greeter, so they don't bother me.
Then I do the self-checkout because there's usually one open for me...
That, and when I go to school I'm in a college town..and my home Wally World is in a college town...there's always some asses to look at.
Those were mormon invaders from Utah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nevrmore