I almost commited fratricide.

There I was, all curled up in my bed and just about to go off to dream land when I start hearing weird noises. Groggily I get up, step out into the hallway and continue to hear clattering and thumping sounds.The sounds are easy to track because they are coming from the room next to my own. I peer into the empty room and see someone outside the window trying to jimmy it open with a stick. Since it was dark outside and the person trying to break in was wearing all black, my still sleepy brain registered the person as a thief and told me to take action. I calmly went back into my room, grab my .357 and stood in the doorway, waiting for the idiot to enter the window where I would stick the gun in his face.

I wasn't sure if I were awake enough or had the balls enough to actually shoot, but I'd figure that out later. Oddly enough the thought of calling the cops did cross my mind but only after I grabbed my gun. I then figured by the time I went back into my room to grab my cell, I'd lose the element of surprise, so no 911 calls yet.

Finally the window slides open, and the soon-to-be-shot thief ducks into my house. I have no idea why, but it was at that moment I flipped on the room lights and raised the pistol while I shouted "Stop!"

My brother looks up at me and almost shits himself.

I almost die laughing.

Apparently my brother had left his keys at his girlfriend's house and didn't know I was home. He remembered that one of our windows doesn't have a lock on it and decided to get in that way. Of course that was the window in the room next to my room. So now that we had a good laugh about it, I put the gun away and placed a dowel in the window so it can't be jimmied.

All in all, the sound of a B and E isn't the greatest way to start your day.

All you said was "Stop!"?

Man I would have atleast said something like "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT FAGGOT!!!"

Or maybe a "PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT MOTHER FUCKER!!!"


Also, pics of .357?

and when you blew his head off you would have said,

no brains, no worries

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Originally Posted by Anonymous D

All you said was "Stop!"?

Man I would have atleast said something like "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT FAGGOT!!!"

Or maybe a "PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT MOTHER FUCKER!!!"


Also, pics of .357?

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I was tired and hoping that a big ass revolver would be more threatening then me.

For pics
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...aser_Sight.jpg

This one has a laser sight on it that I am looking to get, but I bought a pair of speed loaders last month so I am not planning on any more accessories for a while.

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Originally Posted by mutton

and when you blew his head off you would have said,

no brains, no worries

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Brilliant.

That's great!! Man i bet he pissed himself. Close call.

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

That's great!! Man i bet he pissed himself. Close call.

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Go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Please dont put a laser on a revolver unless it the crimson trace laser.

Quoting Dane Cook and no one noticed. Fail.

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Originally Posted by Janglez

Quoting Dane Cook and no one noticed. Fail.

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let me fix that for you

dane cook is not funny

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Originally Posted by mutton

and when you blew his head off you would have said,

no brains, no worries

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I squeeked trying to cover my laugh.

It's called siblicide

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Originally Posted by W1F3B34T3R

It's called siblicide

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Fratricide is when you kill a brother. Thanks for playing.

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Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

Fratricide is when you kill a brother. Thanks for playing.

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I had a brother once...

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Originally Posted by Nauticat

I had a brother once...

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Was he the twin that you consumed when still in the womb?

I came here expecting a story about you hearing your parents fucking... to which I would have said that's "patricide".

Also Jangelz where is the dane cook quote?

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Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

There I was, all curled up in my bed and just about to go off to dream land when I start hearing weird noises. Groggily I get up, step out into the hallway and continue to hear clattering and thumping sounds.The sounds are easy to track because they are coming from the room next to my own. I peer into the empty room and see someone outside the window trying to jimmy it open with a stick. Since it was dark outside and the person trying to break in was wearing all black, my still sleepy brain registered the person as a thief and told me to take action. I calmly went back into my room, grab my .357 and stood in the doorway, waiting for the idiot to enter the window where I would stick the gun in his face.

I wasn't sure if I were awake enough or had the balls enough to actually shoot, but I'd figure that out later. Oddly enough the thought of calling the cops did cross my mind but only after I grabbed my gun. I then figured by the time I went back into my room to grab my cell, I'd lose the element of surprise, so no 911 calls yet.

Finally the window slides open, and the soon-to-be-shot thief ducks into my house. I have no idea why, but it was at that moment I flipped on the room lights and raised the pistol while I shouted "Stop!"

My brother looks up at me and almost shits himself.

I almost die laughing.

Apparently my brother had left his keys at his girlfriend's house and didn't know I was home. He remembered that one of our windows doesn't have a lock on it and decided to get in that way. Of course that was the window in the room next to my room. So now that we had a good laugh about it, I put the gun away and placed a dowel in the window so it can't be jimmied.

All in all, the sound of a B and E isn't the greatest way to start your day.

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Holy balls.
Maybe now you can start constructing a plan as to your actions?
My brother and I had a response plan that we'd actually practice every semester.


Well done.

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Originally Posted by bacon ops

Holy balls.
Maybe now you can start constructing a plan as to your actions?
My brother and I had a response plan that we'd actually practice every semester.


Well done.

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Wow. I actually did not even consider that until you pointed that out. I'm not really sure how to go about this. There is a gun in every bedroom of our house and we have some pretty sturdy doors and locks. Since that incident I also put a stopper in every window...so, we're kinda locked up tight. What else is there to do?

Loose it completely and practice a response plan every semester.
That is the only way.

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Wow. I actually did not even consider that until you pointed that out. I'm not really sure how to go about this. There is a gun in every bedroom of our house and we have some pretty sturdy doors and locks. Since that incident I also put a stopper in every window...so, we're kinda locked up tight. What else is there to do?

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Alarm.

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Alarm.

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That costs cash though, something I am rather short on.

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Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

That costs cash though, something I am rather short on.

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And you bought guns with what?

Blowjobs and chiclets?

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

And you bought guns with what?

Blowjobs and chiclets?

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Im willing to bet they were handed down.

I have like 15 guns and Ive only BOUGHT 3.

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Im willing to bet they were handed down.

I have like 15 guns and Ive only BOUGHT 3.

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Yeah, most of them are from my granddad who just ran out of space for his newer stock.

cool i shot a gun once

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Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

Wow. I actually did not even consider that until you pointed that out. I'm not really sure how to go about this. There is a gun in every bedroom of our house and we have some pretty sturdy doors and locks. Since that incident I also put a stopper in every window...so, we're kinda locked up tight. What else is there to do?

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Ours was this (generic, of course, since he moved out and it's changed)

It should be unique to the lay out of your house.

Our apartment was small, with the bedroom doors facing eachother, but at the same time letting us see the front(only) door.

1.) grab weapon, and light, chamber round, move to center of room and scan outside.

2.) move to door post, wake up brother(toss tactical shoe at him) if sleeping or if he's already at his doorpost start scanning living room for cause of disturbance.

3.) point your gun at the cause of the disturbance, safety off FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER, call out to person if someone's there, to make sure they know your intentions.

A lot of people say that this will put you in danger. I don't give a shit. If I do something from shooting a human being, I'm gonna do it, even if it puts my safety at risk.

4.) do something to save our lives or property if need be.


other plans for dudes coming into the bedroom window, obviously.



I know this seems like junk you would know to do if something went down, but as you probably realized, it's hard to think in a stressful situation.

practice it until you act on your plan without thinking.


I think you did pretty good though.

At least your house didn't get robbed.