Masterbating kills 2 people!

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Originally Posted by site

A DRUNK who killed two people in a car crash had been masturbating moments before he caused the fatal accident, a court has been told.

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http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry over this.

Self-sex kills.

You shouldn't drive drunk to begin with but masturbating while driving drunk is just taking it too far. That's just reckless.

I'd like to think that masturbating kills millions of tiny possible people.

It's always fun when it takes out two real people.

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Originally Posted by djwolford

I'd like to think that masturbating kills millions of tiny possible people.

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Then so does sex itself. :)

What a jack-off..
I bet his momma's proud.

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

What a jack-off..
I bet his momma's proud.

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Just to think, one jack-off and you might not have been here.

Too bad...

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Just to think, one jack-off and you might not have been here.

Too bad...

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as much as i hate to admit it, that was funny

hyd: that is the difference between a flame and a joke, one which you don't understand