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Seriously, I just ate some chips and salsa, and a pita wrap.
Yeah, I'm healthy.
So, after enjoying my questionably delicious lunch, I decided to cough into my hand, when I got a whiff of the smell of death.
I showered today, so it's not that I'm dirty.
This really freaked me out.
I mean, it's not my whole hand, just the stretchy part between your thumb and the rest of my hand smells like a morgue.
Rub behind your ear and smell your finger.
Mine still smelled normal. Maybe you should clean behind your ears a bit better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous D
I'm guessing its your breath.Quote:
Originally Posted by bacon ops
I didnt even notice the op saying that. Yea it's your breath, brush your teeth man. I mean when your own breath smells bad to you(especially when you say it reminds you of death) you need to get your shit together and brush the teeth in your smelly ass mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShitFace
No, everything else smelled fine on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
I'm pretty damn meticulous.(floss, sonic t-brush and everything)
Only reason I smelled it when I coughed was because I raised my hand to my face.
LOL, my ears smell fine, front and back. I cleaned my hands with isopropyl and it's fine now.
I think the real question here is why do dead people smell like your hand?
It's gangrene.
Time to amputate.
Drink this bottle of vodka and bite down on this desk leg. I'll gog get a rag to use as a tourniquet and the least rusty and dull saw I can find.
sycld you speaking of amputation with a saw makes me tingly in my boy parts.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
eww... someone has a castration fetish...Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
or a gore fetish. in which case i again wonder what it would be like to fuck a gaping wound.
quit fisting dead people
Eh, neither of the two honestly. I'm borderline masochistic I suppose, but I can honestly say that amputation doesn't do it for me. Also the gaping wound thing was funny the first time I heard it but a bit creepy now.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
shut up and get on the floor bitchQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
*whipcrack*
*erection*
(no homo)Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
That was probably a (yes homo).Quote:
Originally Posted by clownsocs
I know dj well enough to know that he'll put (no homo) if he needs it.
I'd ask you how you know what a dead human smells like, but I'm guessing you're exaggerating/an experienced necrophiliac.
man this thread is foul
Badumching!Quote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
I've been in the room while autopsies were being performed, and other gross stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
Now that I think about it, earlier that day I'd been clearing old palm branches off of the trees on our land, so maybe that was it.
foul indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
Now grab your dick so it will smell like dead people
K?
I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse
I'm a nasty nigger when you pass me nigger look me in my eyes
Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die
You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker
Don't be stupid, heard what I said motherfucer
RIP DMX 1976-2003
If you take the earring out a pierced ear it smells really bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous D
Is DMX really dead or is he just in jail?Quote:
Originally Posted by Atmosfear
I would believe either answer.
Lol dmx isn't dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
So jail?
No Kanye took his place.
brb barking on rap tracks.
You should wash your hands after scratching your ass crack, you wont smell that horrible smell thread.
And that was just a lame attempt at humor, don't take it serious lol
Last I heard he was making a gospel album. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
he done found tha lawd!Quote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
I'd almost pay to listen to a DMX gospel album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfT0BMiuCjsQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
:)
I never thought I would ever see anything like that.