Obama's first 100 minutes in office

I saw this while I was reading through digg and thought it was pretty hilarious.

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http://blog.indecision2008.com/wordp...100minutes.jpg

I laughed, but I shouldn't because it's probably srs business.

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Originally Posted by djwolford

I laughed, but I shouldn't because it's probably srs business.

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What are you talkin about? There is no srs business involved here, just good old political humor.

No I mean it's srs business because that's probably pretty close to what he's going to do.

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Originally Posted by djwolford

No I mean it's srs business because that's probably pretty close to what he's going to do.

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Oh. Somehow I doubt that.

I'd make it my mission to jack off in every room of the white house... just to say I did.

Lol, sounds like the best president ever.

Haha, minutes 91-99: cocaine.

Editors were like uhh no more ideas

8 Minutes of blow is a REALLY long time.

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

8 Minutes of blow is a REALLY long time.

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you've obviously never seen someone who's anal about their lines...

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Originally Posted by raghead

you've obviously never seen someone who's anal about their lines...

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That's true.

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I'd make it my mission to jack off in every room of the white house... just to say I did.

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You so know that's what Woodrow Wilson did on day 1.

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Originally Posted by simonj

You so know that's what Woodrow Wilson did on day 1.

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wouldnt be surprised

he was the governor of new jersey at one point, and you know how they all turned out

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69-72: Try to break 70 on Guitar Hero

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Err...I've played all of the Guitar Hero games and own the first one, and I'm pretty sure I have no idea what this means.

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Originally Posted by dudeman

Err...I've played all of the Guitar Hero games and own the first one, and I'm pretty sure I have no idea what this means.

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I'm assuming 70 percent? on expert? not like g4 isn't retarded easy or anything

Mad magazine, meh

What was he smoking?

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Originally Posted by KT.

What was he smoking?

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Tobacco. Apparently, smoking a cigarette is some controversial shit if you're a president.

Oh. Well you know, the President of the United States is just one step down from God.

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Originally Posted by dudeman

Tobacco. Apparently, smoking a cigarette is some controversial shit if you're a president.

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yeah right? i mean its not like its publicly known that smoking causes negative health effects and that little kids don't look to the president as a role model or anything.

society is too pc, the fuckers

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Originally Posted by Absolution

yeah right? i mean its not like its publicly known that smoking causes negative health effects and that little kids don't look to the president as a role model or anything.

society is too pc, the fuckers

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Let the man smoke.

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I'd make it my mission to jack off in every room of the white house... just to say I did.

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Lol.

This is a good thread, I got a good laugh out of it, nice one.

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Originally Posted by gismo

Lol.

This is a good thread, I got a good laugh out of it, nice one.

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congratulations on killing it. Nice one.

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Originally Posted by Absolution

yeah right? i mean its not like its publicly known that smoking causes negative health effects and that little kids don't look to the president as a role model or anything.

society is too pc, the fuckers

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What a fucking tool