A Regular Towel Doesn't Use This Towel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlE71n-gFs

I mean, it holds twenty times its weight in olyimpic divers.

I've never really understood the appeal of "Youtube Poop".

This video didn't really clear anything up.

This video is pathetic. I want a shamwow. I have no use for one, I just want one.

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Originally Posted by hippopotamus

This video is pathetic. I want a shamwow. I have no use for one, I just want one.

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That dude sells it.

There is a booth at the mall that sells a Shamwow! knock-off. They also sell cell phone accessories and hats.

I have a friend that sells cell phone accessories at the mall.

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Originally Posted by KT.

There is a booth at the mall that sells a Shamwow! knock-off. They also sell cell phone accessories and hats.

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Don't you listen to the commercial? Beware of imitators!

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Don't you listen to the commercial? Beware of imitators!

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It sounded like "beware of taters" to me. I do remember those plotting bastards in my elementary lunches.

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Beware of --taters!

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What's taters, eh?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdu-fNTPboo

There's your mildew.

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Originally Posted by Shinysides

There's your mildew.

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That's gonna smell.

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Originally Posted by sycld

What's taters, eh?!

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I like taters.

(no redneck)

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I like taters tots.

(little redneck)

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Whoa...wait how is tater tots a little bit redneck and taters not redneck?

Isn't that what tater tots are called or do they have a different name that I'm not aware of?

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Whoa...wait how is tater tots a little bit redneck and taters not redneck?

Isn't that what tater tots are called or do they have a different name that I'm not aware of?

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tater tits?

lol tater tits indeed.

The only thing I remember about Shamwow is that I saw a video where "Vince" was compared to The Scout from TF2, and I laughed heartily.

I never got youtube poop either.

would be awesome if high
other than that meh
also i too want a shamwow and have absolutely no use for one

In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?

The Church of Scientology happened.

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

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In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?

The Church of Scientology happened.

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

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i suddenly feel the urge to buy a sham-wow.

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Originally Posted by mutton

In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?

The Church of Scientology happened.

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

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Nice find.

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i suddenly feel the urge to buy a sham-wow.

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You're still a dick.

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You're still a dick.

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unlike you, i have the parts that make such an epithet accurate.

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unlike you, i have the parts that make such an epithet accurate.

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A body shaped like a dick?