Free Trojan Condom

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01-12-2009, 08:49 PM
Drunkmike

Free Trojan Condom

Free Trojan Condom

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The offer will be available for a limited time. Only one condom per name or address per year. We cannot mail to post office boxes, so please use street addresses only. For this offer, you need to be 18 yours years of age or older. By continuing, this confirms that you are 18 or older. Offer good only in the USA (sorry to you European Net Surfers). Void where prohibited, restricted or taxed. You will receive your sample in 6-8 weeks.

FREE TROJAN CONDOM>>>>>> CLICK HERE!!!!

Enjoy my friends!
01-12-2009, 09:29 PM
MrTroy

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The offer will be available for a limited time. Only one condom per name or address per year
01-13-2009, 01:51 AM
Drunkmike

Use a different email address! Then change your address by using St. instead of street, CV instead of cove, or vice versa.
01-14-2009, 05:18 PM
MrTroy

No... I was pointing out the irony of "offer available for a limited time, and only one condom per YEAR
01-14-2009, 09:31 PM
Drunkmike

I see I see. Regardless, a free condom is always a nice thing to receive in the mail.
01-14-2009, 09:43 PM
Sir Bifford

What are they used for? +rep if I get a good answer.
01-14-2009, 09:57 PM
Drunkmike

To get a rich celebrity pregnant. Let me explain.
I keep in my wallet what I call my "celebrity condom," which is a condom with a bunch of holes poked in it. If I EVER get the chance to fuck a rich model/celebrity, Ill use my special condom to create the illusion that we are using an effective mode of birth control, when in reality I just want her to get pregnant so I can leech off her the rest of my life. She can work and Ill take care of the kid and spend her money.
Thats my plan love it or hate it.
01-14-2009, 11:42 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by MrTroy

No... I was pointing out the irony of "offer available for a limited time, and only one condom per YEAR

Just don't take it off until next year.
01-15-2009, 01:19 AM
Infernus

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Originally Posted by Drunkmike

To get a rich celebrity pregnant. Let me explain.
I keep in my wallet what I call my "celebrity condom," which is a condom with a bunch of holes poked in it. If I EVER get the chance to fuck a rich model/celebrity, Ill use my special condom to create the illusion that we are using an effective mode of birth control, when in reality I just want her to get pregnant so I can leech off her the rest of my life. She can work and Ill take care of the kid and spend her money.
Thats my plan love it or hate it.

Man. That is brilliant:chiyo:
01-15-2009, 01:47 PM
Drunkmike

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Originally Posted by Infernus

Man. That is brilliant:chiyo:

Thanks. Patent pending :)