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Sources warn Miley Cyrus will climb aboard my pen0r by 2010.
God bless The Onion.
Too bad all the major news outlets (Perez Hilton) are projecting her to marry me this year. She may only be 16, but with Billy Ray's permission(and a small amount of cash), it can happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Perez Hilton is fat, his opinion counts for nothing.
I detect a hidden message about my girth in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Actually no, but I don't think that you're as fat or as annoying as Perez Hilton.
Thanks. :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
And he has a green moustache. No. He has a gaystache.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
"Coming up, an earthquake wiped out Etch-a-Sketchistan today..."
Oh Onion, you slay me.
If screwing Miley Cyrus means I get to meet Billy Ray and punch him in the face, I guess I'll take one for the team and hit it.
You make it sound like it'd be a bad thing to get with her...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
youve been holding onto that alcohol test champion title for a long time there buddy
edit - yo wtf i thought this was flames