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“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
Raccoon > Russian Women.
I feel for the guy.
You know some people underestimate the viciousness of an average raccoon. I made the same mistake with an armadillo once.
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I spent several minutes attempting to make sense of that ascii art^.
So did I. I'm still wondering if there's an image or something somewhere in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mang
Only in your head.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
this is why I fully endorse people fucking animals
more human pussy for me
Its in my raccoon wounds! :unf:
Lol, it does kinda look like there is some image hidden in there. Sadly there isn't, I just aint that talented. Like our ill fated rapist.
So I guess that means he gets half a darwin award?
Well, I mean, the raccoon was obviously asking for it. It was dressed provocatively, the fine gentleman could not possibly resist.
Next, you'll say it was waiting for him lying spread eagleQuote:
Originally Posted by Hippocrass