Story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-gun-baby.htmlQuote:
Alison Edmonds, 23, said that she saw the man - who is not believed to be related to the baby and mother - approach the pram holding the toy gun, before jokingly saying 'Pow, pow' while pressing the trigger repeatedly.
The mother of the child then called police, who sent an armed response team to find and arrest the man, who was waiting for a bus less than a few hundred yards away.
Oh you brits... and I thought America was bad.
Warning: It is inadvisable to attempt to use this toy in a playful manner.
Wonderful. Another "ohnoespoliticalcorrectnessgonemad" story from the Daily Mail. Let's ignore the fact that they are almost entirely responsible for the climate of babyfear which creates these situations.
Cunts.
wtf? They can charge that shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by article
Yeah it's an offence in a lot of places.
A fake gun waved in someone's face is just as good as a real gun in most places (Obviously not in the U.S. where if you do that, bullets are probably going to fly).
People have been killed for packing fake guns. Heck the cops once murdered a man who had a table leg in a bag, mistaken for a shotgon.Quote:
Originally Posted by thermal
LOLENGLAND
seriously, you guys should just attach rockets to the whole island and blast off back to Neptune, or wherever the hell you guys came from.
Yeah, it's not like you guys came from us in the slightest, is it?
I didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
ITT simon doesn't realize that there are other white european countries
We're the important ones because we let you win what you like to refer to as a 'war'.
Half of my ancestors were running around spain, eating dinner and shit, while the other half were busy being Mexicans.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Well then you're not American, you're Latino and you're lazy.
Half latino.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Oh and I suppose the Mexicans are descended from Japan?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
Mexicans are called latino because they are from latin america.
Spaniards are from spain, making them european.
Oh just shut up. Seriously. Shut the fuck up. You understood what I meant. There was no need for that post. You've done this kind of thing 5,727* times now. Just stop.
*at time of going to press
Hmm, and I didn't think I put enough leaves over the hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Jesus christ, in an hour and a half tidus has posted over 20 times.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
This is fucking stupid. Unless the toy gun looked like a real gun that moms a stupid bitch. And if he carried a toy gun that looked like a real gun he's a stupid bitch too. And the cops are fucking stupid bitches for arresting a guy with a "fake" gun. ITT everyone involved is a stupid bitch.
And your point is?Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTroy
Well goddamn said. Institutions like the Daily Mail should be at the least ignored, preferably mocked, derided and ridiculed by everyone else in the world (except those who watch Fox News).Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
How dare you? What would Diana think? None of this would have happened if the government had stopped all those immigrants from coming over.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
The only thing Diana thinks is Oh Fuck! A wall!
heheQuote:
Originally Posted by gismo
'what would diana think' was an especially nice touch
No idea why, but this word made me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Let's see. Diana died 12 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
Diana jokes stopped being funny about...oh...11 and a half years ago?
Ive been scouring youtube for this :Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9cbT4fPVbs&feature=related"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]
It is the Daily Express this one pots fun at. Its at 3:32, quality gag.
I remember this episode.
I want to know where I can pick up a copy 'Bulk Solids Today.'
Also, Kirsty Young is quite sexy.
Let's see...you were born about 21 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
And you stopped being witty what? 21 years ago?
It's times like this that the rollseyes smiley would be perfect but you ruined it forever.
You know simon, I really don't mind you.
Yea she is pretty hot, I think she has a thing for Paul Merton, whenever she hosts it she can't take her eyes off him. Lucky fucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
I don't actually mind you either. You're a nice guy. A lovely guy in fact. That's why so many people are so pissed off at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
You really can do better. You know it, I know it, even Jesus knows it.
Do it for Jesus man. Do it for Jesus.
Oh you slay me you silly goose.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
excuuuuuse me ma'am, you have me confused with African AmericansQuote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Que?
Chto?Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
whata?