I have jury duty.
Guilty/innocent?
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I have jury duty.
Guilty/innocent?
Guilty, or they wouldn't be there.
Guilty if the digs they set you up in suck, undecided if you're in a four or five star hotel.
Innocent. No matter what they did. That's the real way to get back at the man.
I mean if they murdered little children then I'd reluctantly say guilty, otherwise just go for innocent.
verdict too cute
Flip a coin.
Draw a swastika on your forehead for the first day, and you won't have to worry about it.
Drawing it isn't convincing enough. You have to really commit to it and get the tattoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by sasquash
I want jury duty!
What do you have to do in order to get it?
Record it in secret on your phone then post a poll on here and let CD decide.
Be registered to vote, then they just randomly pick pretty much..Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
Just act like you know someone involved, then they will let you leave.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7636577.stm
..another wtf moment.
Lmao fucking owned!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Coolio
Raise your fist in the air and try to provoke a court room participated chant of Niggerz Spics and Chinks- The justice system stinks! That should do it..
lol wtf why would walking down that bit in the middle risk lives and justify a police response?? only them crossing was retarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coolio
I've walked down the middle of a motorway like that at least twice before.
OK yeah, I typed that after watching the first 5 seconds.
Those women were retards.
It justifies a reponse because they shouldn't be there. Who else should they have sent, the breakdown service? They probably woundn't have got in trouble or anything but they would have offered to get them out of the central reservation.
Uh well no one. There aren't any signs saying don't walk down that part. People don't drive down the middle, what harm can it cause, as long as they are careful about timing their crossings.
Which they didn't.
YES! I could see that making headlines..Quote:
Originally Posted by ShitFace
"Man's life decided by online forum"
Comedy gold.
I think they were trying to commit suicide. I can understand being stupid, and running across and getting accidentally hit once. But oh no, I am going to run from police INTO traffi and get hit by a god damn truck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coolio
And then the sister runs out and gets hit as well. What is wrong with these women, they deserve to die, that way they can not procreate and pass on those stupid genes.
If they would have had tasers they could have just subdued them without all that fighting. Stupid Europeans.
Last time I was being screened for jury duty I just made a racist comment and they dismissed me.
lotta honkies in here