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Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair
In China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.
Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.
Oh lordy, that's not the way to go.
I mean it's terrible, but I'm having a hard time taking it seriously.
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Originally Posted by article
Hehe...it's was Pee-Wee's talking chair.
The visual made me lol more than anything else today.
The last thing he felt was something up his butt.
Is it bad that I can't stop laughing?
I thought it was some sort of erotic chair specifically designed for rectal infiltration at first. It's less funny that it's just a really retardedly designed chair.
one of my roomates just showed me this. that is a horrible way to go. I mean imagine just sitting there minding your own business and your chair explodes into your ass and you bleed out and die.
I pity whoever had to tell the family what happened and how more than I pity the kid that died.
That would have been a pretty fucked up phone call...
"Hello, Mrs. Chang?"
"Yes?"
"I have some terrible news about your son. He was killed this afternoon, we need you to come and identify the body"
"Oh my God!! How did it happen?"
"Well, the chair he was sitting on exploded and caused massive anal damage..."
"...Am I on the radio...??"
Altered to reflect my racist attitudes of Chinese accents.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
You think that they can't pronounce Y's?
ya its just l's buddy
The chinese lady on my street (who, in a bid to banish stereotypes, also owns a chinese take away) pronounces 'yes' like that. I'm pretty sure she's fine with a lot other 'y' sounds though.
Wow, when you said anally penetrating chair, I was thinking something like what George Clooney made in Burn After Reading
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Originally Posted by thermal