You're gonna love my nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc

0:37 is gold

I'm gonna be in a good mood all day because I'm slapping my troubles away.

Your

Your

YOUR

dammit...

And here I was thinking I was immune to the your != you're argument because I gots mad spellz yo.

that's the dude who sold me a shamwow

Now I truly realize how miserable I am.

That's the dude who could have sold me a shamwow if he would have been Billy Mays.

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I keep watching this and wondering, what good is it since you obviously have to slice some veggies before you put them in there...to...be...sliced????

I wanna know where he got those tiny vegetables he uses in the commercial.

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That's the dude who could have sold me a shamwow if he would have been Billy Mays.

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Billy Mays isn't suing Scientology.

Vince "Bonk" Offer is. He gets my vote.

Billy Mays was smart enough to not be involved in Scientology in the first place.

i simply had to change the title of this thread i hope nobody minds

I want one of those I wonder if the "As Seen On TV" store in the mall has them.

But was it made in Germany?

This is going to make America skinny.

wow that actually looked like a decent product

Do products on infomercials ever not look like decent products?

Making an infomercial is practically an artform.

Yes, all the time.
This is the first time I've seen an infomercial that didn't look shit.