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I don't have any particular expertise or skill in any one thing. I think I'm a novice jack-of-all trades, one who knows little about a lot and does a lot of many things. If I can remember, there was someone on here who was athletic enough to try for the Olympics, a poetic seducer (not angelface), and some of you could probably code this forum from the bottom up.
What is it that you excel at above all others?
i excel at sucking cock.
I excel at having my cock sucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Intent
A/s/l?
Conjugating French and Spanish verbs- hey its fun!
There are other things but I'll keep them to myself.
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Originally Posted by Nadia
boot verbs ftw?
I'm really great at being an asshole.
I am the me
I am a good athlete, and learn very quickly
Running. At everything else I'm average at best, but whatever powers that be blessed me with a set of lungs and legs like Secretariat. My parents entered me in an open all-ages track meet when I was like 10, for fun, and at 10 years old I ran a sub 6-minute mile with no training. That was the point that they realized they had something. My Jr. High track and field records still stand.
I'm a B student, pretty average looking, not exceptionally witty or artsy, just a regular college freshman in all other respects, but if all goes as it's going right now by my Jr. year I could conceivably be #1 Division 1 CC runner nation wide.
Excel
I like to think I'm a good driver. Not a "safe" or "defensive" driver, mind you, but one that can get from place to place quicker than most people and one that can really bullshit the cops. I've yet to be in a wreck or get a ticket, save one for littering and I wasn't the one who was driving.
i ams good at masturbating
i nut everytime
At using Microsoft excel?Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
I can fart pretty much at will. And it'll curl the paint off the walls.
My memory/recall is fascinating.
I'm a good reader. I first read the original Terry Brooks Shannara series in grade 2 (i.e. about 6 years old) and I've probably read something like 2 or 3 thousand books of all different kinds since then.
As a result, my general knowledge, spelling and grammar is pretty decent too.
Spelling and Grammar are pretty decent too.
:) gotcha nazi.
I would like to think that I'm at least a little better than most ass holes who go out and decide to waste their money on instruments but my opinion is obviously a little biased.
I excel at leaping the bounds of the african planes, gutting rhinosaurs and eating their smoldering flesh. Then retiring to a relaxing bubble massage with my slaveboys. Care to join me old chap? We'll snuff the bitter pines!
I suck at everything except for massages, fellatio, being paranoid, and making myself miserable for no reason.
I'm good at playing at the friendly, corky, harmless guy....until you turn your back! Mwhahaha!
No but seriously, I will hit you with a lead pipe.
In the dining room?Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
I'm pretty good at Excel.
Film making and writing. I've been told this from various people.