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BALTIMORE - A West Virginia man is suing a Frederick County, Md., doctor for allegedly stapling his rectum shut during an operation, preventing the patient from defecating for 17 days.
http://www.nbc4.com/health/17538468/...l?dl=mainclick
oh. my. god.
This reminded me of Jackass when Steve-o got his butt pierced together but that didn't last long and it wasn't done by doctors..
Holy cra...
err I mean holy cow....
Two packs a day? Geez.
I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am at this. I just have this mental scenario playing in my head as to what happened when they finally discovered the problem. "Dr. Osgood you moron, you stapled this man's asshole shut!"
im pretty sure if my asshole was stapled shut and i hadnt shit in 17 days id be up to two packs too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
I'm in more shock than when the kid got caught fucking a toilet at my high school.
At least he was smart enough to let his shit back up for 17 days so that he could get sympathy for nearly having his asshole explode.
Oh right I forgot to mention that I grew up about 20 minutes from where this story occurred. I R Speciul
How in hell do you fuck a toilet?Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
I remember you posting about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
I remember it being a lie.?
You remember incorrectly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
I don't get the part where the man goes 17 days without taking a dump
was he fucking the tiny hole on the flush handle?Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
damn that makes my ass hurt.. as far as fucking a toilet- umm.. eew.
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Originally Posted by fried chicken
It was like this.
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8885/tfpc6.jpg
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/tfpc6.jpg/1/w782.png
Meh. Not that uncommon. My dad does it, as do quite a few of my friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
that is a comically large toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
maybe it was just a small kidQuote:
Originally Posted by srsinternets
precisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by asdfis1234
EDIT: Well.... the kid was both small and the toilet is quite large for the picture.
I'm feeling ill and horrified at the same time.
What does smoking have to do with your ass?
Unless......
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Originally Posted by asdfis1234
But could that kid get it up and shoot semen out of his p3nzor?Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
If not it would hardly qualify as sex.
...and if this qualifies as sex, I lost my virginity when I was around 12 years old... I was an early bloomer...
The toilet fucking incident still sounds false.
Stop lying Nadia, you just have penis envy and wish you had a fleshy appendage what with to penetrate things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
It's not false.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
100% True
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Originally Posted by llFidoll
It was you, wasn't it.
No, but it was my ex-girlfriends little brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClownPrinceOfCrime
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
I like getting penetrated ;) and I would never be envious of anything concerning a toilet.
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Originally Posted by Nadia
Hey. How you doin'?
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClownPrinceOfCrime
Good try.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClownPrinceOfCrime
Good for you Nadia. Stay strong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
How did he like not immediately know his ass was stapled shut and get it removed?
So umm fucking a toilet? That would definitely be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.