http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat...terstitialskipQuote:
NEW YORK (AP) — A New York City funeral director is offering a deal to die for.
Peter Dohanich put an ad on Craigslist seeking a reliable contractor to fix up his apartment in exchange for a full service funeral.
Dohanich, who is licensed in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, says he wants a contractor to build a sitting room off the living room of his ground floor apartment.
Wow. There is no way that I would waste my time working for something that I would be too dead to enjoy.
if one of your family members wasn't doing so well it could be a decent investment.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Not really because I wouldn't pay for their funeral either way. They would be too dead to enjoy it anyway.
I mean, I think you're trying to make a terrible joke (like terribly unfunny, not terrible like this is a terrible thing to joke about) but either way this thought process is super retardoQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
No I'm being srs.