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I first saw this on /b/ although it never fails to make me laugh.
this remix was hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=DG3oRMeDFw4
Saw him on /b/
I raged.
Worthy of lol.
whoa, he's just not going to have it (slap slap, crash).
(also, for some reason this kid sounds like Julie Andrews. probably because he's a homo.)
also, whenever i watch videos like this, i have to wonder:
do the parents have any idea?
I doubt they know. It is funny though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnl2XcGz8Og&feature=related
I think you need to watch the 'Gay Marriage' video by this kid. It's so much better/worse/better again.
In that one he says, "I used to be gay, but not anymore." lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by simonj
ahaha, i agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
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I'm guessing he's gay, but once he came clean to his religious zealot parents they told him it was evil and wrong because "God says so." Just a guess though.
I'm going to play the cynic and say he's probably just another great Youtube character actor (like lonelygirl or that angry German kid who breaks his keyboard).
Although that's probably just wishful thinking.
yes, this a much more likely possibility than this kid being one of the multitude of the kids from an American protestant household that has been indoctrinated into thinking his own homosexual urges are unnatural and disgusting.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
only this one is socially awkward and has a webcam.
if i'm wrong, this kid should be a star in Arrested Development 2.
Man...this video genuinely gets on my nerves. Can't exactly pinpoint why though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snead
HAH!
What a homo.
EDIT: After watching all the movies, I sorta wanna face fuck him.
Every time I hear that opening 'hi everybody' I can't help but smile.
He's a flamerQuote:
Originally Posted by ozzy
I'm entranced by his lips. They are so fuckin' weird.
He is a homo for show. The kid's got some DSLs. Ladies don't want that.
Guys he's fuckin serious he threw the baseball and everything you'd better back off
Kid goes on internet, takes it too seriously, internet laughs
repeat ad nauseam and post the videos
He is making a video saying he doesn't want to be called a homo...yet I spot a Jonas Brother's poster on his wall behind him.
So who else was exactly like this kid when they were his age? (which is 11 by the way)
Ill be the first to say that I was.
Ha Ha, did anyone see the Self Smacking video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gngry3__Y5A
lol poor kid
i wasn't exactly like him, but i was definitely over-enthusiastic, and i could see myself make such an awkward half-hearted expression of anger, probably due in large part to my overly sheltered existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by thunderdome
i was also a closeted homosexual who jerked off at thoughts of mens and then denied i was a gay. and this was because i was catholic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAS_gDwGRlw
he doesn't like the mean comments and bad words and it makes him sad because he works hard because on youtube he wants to informative and tell people that there's a god to make the world a better place and that person who told him that he should wait till gets older and his voice will crack he is 12 and he is in puberty and maybe his voice isn't cracky yet
and you shouldn't be mean to a kid because it will make him sad and you can tell him to go cry because he's not immature
so just settle down a litul bit pleeeease... for him?
This is a good one, nice find. The internet seems to slowly be driving him insane and changing his aspect on life. I say there's a couple options of how I see his life turning out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainmann
1. He gets into S&M.
2. He goes for the high score at his high school.
3. An Hero.
4. He grows up and just becomes that douchey hick who always picked on you in high school.
Shit, he may do all of the first 3....
p.s. does anyone else think he has really rosey cheeks? just an observation....
No, he's going through a very important part in his life that will transform and decide his future.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
so you want to break his ass in, i take it?Quote:
Originally Posted by thunderdome
hey i'm just relating his request to you in text.Quote:
No, he's going through a very important part in his life that will transform and decide his future.
ps is you a homo 2?
LOL this video's notes:
i choose to read this as "on my first video about god you said there is no god, and I was homo, so I deleted that video. take that you devils."Quote:
on my first video about god you said there is no god and I was homo so I deleted that video. take that you devils.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A884pfKhW4&NR=1
Im married.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Lol oh and *update*
Apparently he is a Pulp Fiction/Sonny Chiba: The Bodyguard fan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOj7VnwBtlQ
Usually it annoys me when a video is out of sync, but the sound and picture mismatch allowed me to focus on how he moves his lips.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Oh.
My.
GOD.
that doesn't mean anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by thunderdome
If he lost all his baby teeth then OMFG HE HAS SUCH PERFECT TEETH!
He's still a homo though.
Um I would say it does.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
nah, you probably totally on the down-low.Quote:
Originally Posted by thunderdome
here's a picture of this kid all gussied up:
Hi everybody
I tend to believe (like Freud and Kinsey) that all people have the capability to be bisexual and that, although we start straight, environmental conditions can cause gayness (or bisexuality), though this does not have to be a permanent thing. (Society, however, allows homosexuals to have a culture built out of it, so gayness is much more prominent and permanent) Obviously those who say "it's a choice lol" are idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
This explains for example the phenomena of jailhouse gays. (Those in prison or those, like furries, who can't get a woman so they resort to men)
This doesn't mean I view it as unnatural or whatever, just that it's not definite.
I didn't watch the video's because I feel they'd be annoying. Also 11 year-olds or whatever refuting their alleged gayness is stupid.
ok you're a communist who agrees with some ideas of freud; serious suggestion, are you aware of the work of Slavoj Zizek? (as someone who likes Slavoj Zizek)Quote:
Originally Posted by Barack Dalai Lama
I know who he is and I've heard good things about him, but I have never read his works.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
I agree that sexuality is much more fluid than society gives it credit for, and that attraction can change through one's life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barack Dalai Lama
However, I don't believe that it's as simple as all people "starting straight" right out of the birth canal, and I still think that there's the possibility that for many people, their sexuality is more or less rigid, or at least extremely viscous.
Also, "jailhouse gays" are a rather extreme example of being thrown into an environment that's far removed from normal society. Prisons generate a lot of strange psychological behavior that's not observed in other environments.
And anyway, this is a Christian kid that said that he's suddenly interested in women because "being gay is a sin," as though he could spontaneously switch his sexuality that easily.
So, are you a philosophy major? Just curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
ok, I think a major is the american equivalent of a university qualification; in which case, I'm seventeen, remember. I would have taken philosophy had it been an option in my sixth form; as it is, I'm taking history, english, and psychology at A level, with an eye on research psychology as my eventual profession. I'm just very, very interested in philosophy as a field, and I think it complements psychology, and, in fact, all the subjects I'm currently taking, very well.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
EDIT: I guess you could call me the social sciences guy
hey, i have no idea how old you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
your parents knew you were in france?
also, a "major" simply refers to the area of study on which one focuses one's university studies. our undergraduate degree is a bachelor's, which is equivalent to like 1/2 of a british undergraduate degree because, again, our pre-graduate educational system sucks. however, our research is top-notch because we siphon in foreign students from other countries that have received superior undergraduate and pre-university educations.
see in america, our educational philosophy is to make everyone equally dumb. that way, we ensure that no child is left behind.Quote:
I would have taken philosophy had it been an option in my sixth form; as it is, I'm taking history, english, and psychology at A level, with an eye on research psychology as my eventual profession. I'm just very, very interested in philosophy as a field, and I think it complements psychology, and, in fact, all the subjects I'm currently taking, very well.
EDIT: I guess you could call me the social sciences guy
you brits are sooooo behind the times.
ps your age explains why you weren't a good poster in lws
pps now i feel like an undereducated stupid moron and a pederast. thanks a lot, think. it's internet revelations like this that make me just want to give up :(
ok but here is the thing i was a good poster on lws
also, bear in mind that yeah, ok, I'm not shy about it, I'm pretty clever considering my age, but I'm the exception not the rule (mr lucifer clause)
also that you probably know more about the physical sciences than my tiny young brain could handle, even if it's less likely to come up on this forum
as someone with intimate knowledge of how the education system (at least in Canada) operates, and why exactly it's broken as fuck, let me tell you that No Child Left Behind is probably the worst thing to happen to the school system, the only thing worse being it's complete lack of existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Oh man, I thought Think was, like, my age.
Now I feel like an idiot because I was a complete retard at 17.
Also, despite being 21, I have exactly the same level education as Think.
See: The Stanford Prison Study.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Guys you need to retract and apologize for these posts 5 years ago. This thread has been reported twice this week, for internet bullying and harassment with demands that this thread be removed from the website. As you are ALL aware, I take internet bullying VERY seriously, so no more will this stand. Please no more new comments on this and we can all consider this matter closed.
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