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You just have to check out the x-rays, it a miracle that this kid survived.Quote:
The X-ray that shows a five-inch knife wedged into a teenager's skull... and he survived
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You just have to check out the x-rays, it a miracle that this kid survived.Quote:
The X-ray that shows a five-inch knife wedged into a teenager's skull... and he survived
Must have been the queen
That must have really smarted
I hope it unlocks some super human powers.
Lulz. Criminals these days.Quote:
One of the muggers dropped a hat and his mobile at the scene
Seriously? No one continued the pun train?
It was a shitty one and it's played out.
But thats the point of puns?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
They're the lowest form of comedy.....
If becoming a vegetable is a power, then yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick2.1
I didn't know that vegetables could enroll in college.Quote:
Originally Posted by thermal
This is old
I am going to find and kill you; and no one will find that news "WTF" worthy in the slightest.Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
Threats over the internet, original AND terrifying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
Am I the only one that remembers all the god-damned puns in WTF news.
I mean it, I am going to knife you through the skull.Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
even your killing method is original.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
Fuck.
Please tell me you've gotten awards for being smart?
Fidoll
Puns are stupid, and that was the only reason Wtf news sucked so much immense cock
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Originally Posted by captain castle
I know...?Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
i think it's more worrying he's alive after that,he must be jesus or something
I knew this would be in england
we're not good at many things, but when it comes to stabbing people in the head, we're the best
of course notQuote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
that's why we're so against them now
I wasn't informed :(Quote:
Originally Posted by hydro
that kid has some bad teeth
This thread has humorous momentum.
Particularly Hydro and Think's posts.
That kid was almost nog nog noggin on Heaven's door.
I'm still waiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
That's just terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atmosfear
More bad jokes like that and the kid is probably going to give you a piece of his mind.
and I get criticized for the fucking head puns.
hello and welcome to the internet :)Quote:
Originally Posted by llFidoll
llFidoll, shut up, you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the draw. The rest of you guys cut out the punning please, its just going to go over his head if he thinks that puns are the lowest form of comedy.
I am going to take a stab in the dark and say this wont go down well with Think.............but I don't mind.
Ohh! Another addition to Ripley's!
Fidol the take home message here is that when I make a pun, people follow.
Some people are just thick skulled.
Just to drive this point home, I think I will continue to make cutting remarks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atmosfear
There was one thread on LWS where the puns where actualy partially funny, it was the thread that made BOTB. Otherwise it's just boring.
Well, yours are a cut above the rest, despite their head start. Besides, you're so keen about your puns I'd be a tool to get sore about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofness
get sword about it
played
sure wit