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COLORADO SPRINGS -- Talk about a bad day. A pregnant woman not only was chased down by a brown bear, but got hit by a car in her attempt to get away.
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COLORADO SPRINGS -- Talk about a bad day. A pregnant woman not only was chased down by a brown bear, but got hit by a car in her attempt to get away.
Fucking old people, need to take their licenses away.
That is a bad day.
Maybe this woman should take it as a hint that this baby shouldn't be born.
Bullshit. This will be the most hardcore baby of all time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infected7
Is she dumb or something?
the thing fuckin tried to eat you, and was aggressive and unafraid of humans and you wish it was still aroundQuote:
"It's still sad. It spared me and it still has to die," says Swendsen. But she says she'll remember the bear in her own way.
"We're going to name the middle name of our baby, 'bear.'"
I honestly don't want to read any more of the story. The quote in the op was lol enough.
And thus, another Bear Grylls is born
God I hope notQuote:
Originally Posted by raghead
If you're preggers, I don't think you should be within ten hundred miles of any vicious animals no matter what.
So your plan is to shoot pregnant women into space? Because 1000 miles is quite a distance.Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
I have never supported a plan to shoot things into space more in my life
Well of course I would. Giving birth in zero gravity has gotta have some advantages.Quote:
Originally Posted by CyanideWyrm
The only way it could have been more obvious is if she bumped into Captain Falcon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infected7
The highlight of this article was the hit-and-run old lady.
Yeah, I think the hit and run lady should have been put down and not the bear
How does a bear know what fetuses is
I keep thinking this is in Video Vault when I see it from the main page.
I'm disappointed every single time.