Christian Humber Reloaded: A Dramatic Reading by Nevrmore
Christian Humber Reloaded may not be the "worst" fanfiction ever, but it is definitely, to me, the most hilarious. From the main character who adopts at least four different names and has everything from wolf to Saiyan to Bionicle in his bloodstream to the insane crossovers to the author's complete inability to comprehend numerical values (at one point "Blade" is rewarded 60 quadrillion dollars for breaking up a circus that indulged in animal cruelty), there's not one chapter that doesn't make me laugh like I'm watching you see your parents die.
A Dramatic Reading for this fic has already been done, on the same website that I first read it, no less, but fuck that guy, am I right? I've uploaded chapters 1 through 5 already, with more on the way.
Take note that almost every little mistake I make in reading - every word mispronunciation, every run-on sentence, every extra word or punctuation mark that shouldn't be there - are all from the original text. I am trying to read it as faithfully as I could, every single grammatical error included. That might lessen your enjoyment of the show, but fuck you I think it's funny.
The text of each chapter has been posted in the description of the audio, so read along for twice the fun.
Chapter 1: The Begining
Chapter 2: The Birth of a Super Sayin Worlf
Chapter 3: The Ture Meaning of Fighting
Chapter 4: My Human Form Achieved
Chapter 5: My True Power Unleashed
Chapters 6 and 7: Chaos and Escape from Chaos
Chapter 8: Meeting Spin
Chapter 9: The War Against the Eggman Empire
Chapter 10: The Battle Against the Visorak Horde
Enjoy. Or don't, and be a fag.
