What are the chances of getting her pregnant?

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05-16-2009, 12:30 AM
Anonymous

What are the chances of getting her pregnant?

Long story short, I was messing around with my girlfiend on my bed...she started to give me a hand job (and as any guy knows, if you get excited enough you tend to "leak" a little bit even if you don't actually have a full orgasm or ejaculate) and I stopped her before I did, just because I didn't wanna make a mess in my pants and on my bed...but I reached into my pants to "rearrange and fix" myself and I got some sperm/pre-ejaculatory juices on my hand. And then without thinking, I started to feel her vagina and finger her with the same hand. I know...really stupid. Now I'm freaking out that even though we didn't actually have sex, what if somehow she still got pregnant from what was on my hand and fingers touching her...? It was 2-3 days after her period, if it helps. Is that even a possible? I know this is a really dumb question and it may not even be realistic, but I'm still pretty paranoid, none the less.
05-16-2009, 12:40 AM
thank mr skeltal

No that didn't get her pregnant.
05-16-2009, 12:54 AM
Crysack

No. Most likely not.

Honestly, do you think we have ESP? How could we possibly know anyway?
05-16-2009, 02:03 AM
Shinysides

These are not the droids you're looking for.

But really, I didn't even bother reading the OP, because I'm so tired of hearing this question. Use common sense.
05-16-2009, 05:27 AM
gorefinger

Not pregnant. Try again.
05-16-2009, 11:04 AM
Killuminati

blah blah blah sperm doesn't survive when it encounters oxygen blah blah you are dumb and she isn't pregnant blah blah.
05-16-2009, 11:07 AM
hippopotamus

She's not pregnant. Always remember to pull out.
05-16-2009, 04:59 PM
Absolution

You're doing it wrong. If you want to get her pregnant you're supposed to put your penis in the vagina and cum inside. The way you're doing it just seems too difficult.
05-17-2009, 11:55 AM
sponge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killuminati

sperm doesn't survive when it encounters oxygen

Yeah there's something pretty fundamentally wrong with that. It's not like the uterus is a vacuum or the vaginal canal magically removes all the O2 from air that passes through it. General knowledge is that as long as the semen is liquid (not dried), the sperm in it is probably potent (unless you're shooting blanks but then you don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant).

That said, OP's gf isn't pregnant.
05-17-2009, 03:06 PM
sycld

TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST. TAKE 5 PREGNANCY TESTS. TAKE A MORNING AFTER PILL IF YOU'RE STILL NOT SURE.

WE DO NOT KNOW IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT. WE ARE JUST MOSTLY TEENAGER AND 20-SOMETHINGS SHITTING AROUND ON AN INTERNET FORUM, AND NOT "UTERINE CLAIRVOYANTS."

(well, solesistic might be a uterine clairvoyant.)
05-17-2009, 07:08 PM
simonj

Oh she's pregnant alright. At least she better be after I was finished with her.
05-17-2009, 08:16 PM
sponge

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycld

TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST. TAKE 5 PREGNANCY TESTS. TAKE A MORNING AFTER PILL IF YOU'RE STILL NOT SURE.

WE DO NOT KNOW IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT. WE ARE JUST MOSTLY TEENAGER AND 20-SOMETHINGS SHITTING AROUND ON AN INTERNET FORUM, AND NOT "UTERINE CLAIRVOYANTS."

(well, solesistic might be a uterine clairvoyant.)

Indeed, from prior experience a pregnancy test goes a long way in terms of piece of mind.

That said we were actually doing the whole vaginal intercourse thing and we actually had a condom break (stupidly rough sex), so you should probably just save your $10 and wait a month for her to do the whole period shenanigans.