Fun Job (I'm Being Sarcastic)

So work was great today. I am a behavioral aid in a group home for vulnerable adults. I like to call them the crazies. From 10:00am today until 8:00pm tonight I was dealing with really violent behaviors from one of my least favorite crazies. I spent all day attempting to restrain this chick and getting bit, punched, kicked, scratched, and spit on in the process. My only break from this is was the couple of hours I had to spend at the ER because one of the times crazy bit me she drew blood so I had to go in and get my blood tested.

The final count is:
One large bite mark/bruise on my left arm
Several scratches all over both arms and hands
One large scratch across the right cheek
Scratches on chest
Bite mark on ring finger
Bite mark above my left boob
Large bump on back of my head from hitting it on heating vent
Several bruises on legs and hips
Bruised cheek
Twisted ankle

This chick is about three inches taller than me and weighs about twice as much.

Christ, I need a new job.

Anyone else have any fun work related stories to share?

Some of the other guys at work have cleaned retirement home carpets and had naked old women walk out in front of them.

I don't really have any weird stories myself.

An extrusion operator fell asleep. His machine got off track and spewed what is now a solid 1600lb block of thermoplastic nylon onto the floor. I walked over there about 30 minutes ago and they were blasting it with blow torches and jack hammers trying to get it off the nozzle. He's gonna be in trouble in the morning.

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Originally Posted by ViciousMentality

Bite mark above my left boob

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That would be hot if I didn't feel bad for you. :(

That's so weird! I'm currently staying in a group home for vulnerable adults and I saw this lady having one massive freakout on a young girl. Bit her boob and everything.

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

That's so weird! I'm currently staying in a group home for vulnerable adults and I saw this lady having one massive freakout on a young girl. Bit her boob and everything.

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That's like a porno in the making.

I'm a pharmacy tech, and the most exciting thing about my job are the overweight slobs who crash their scooter into the counter and benevolent ask me when they can have their Valium refill.

yeah man that sounds like fun i would love that job (i'm being sarcastic hehe)

I dug a ditch for 10 hours today and poured concrete for a drain in a parking lot.

I'll trade with you.

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Originally Posted by djwolford

I dug a ditch for 10 hours today and poured concrete for a drain in a parking lot.

I'll trade with you.

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I'm okay with that trade.

I'm down for the trade, because I'm not above hitting retarded people. I'd rather they be kids, but I can handle adult ones if I have to.

you oviosuly arent good good at your job

pallet jacks all day nigga

Fun Sarcastic (I'm Being Job)

go cry at work faggot

Sweet Jesus, you couldn't be a bigger moron if you tried.