Irony.
http://www.spike.com/blog/porn-star-sucks-at/79961
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Way too many stupid obvious "puns" in that.
...and bite your tongue if you're even thinking about popping them out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
Sucks to be her.
I'm pretty sure I could break the world record. Pfft. Passing out. What a newbie.
Igotastiffy
Aww your wee cock got a wee stiffy, cute.
Would not want to be the 200th man in that movie.....
Imagine the dr in the hospital when she got there
"I don't know what happened, she was trying to suck 200 cocks and collapsed after number 75..."
"It appears her stomach's full, and so is her esophagus and now spilling into her lungs..."
her poor mother.
phone call late at night-
"Hello?"
"Hello, I am sorry to bother you but your daughter has just been rushed to the emergency room"
"OMG?!! What for? Where is she?"
"The local hospital"
"Ill be down straight away".
"Bob!!! Bob!!! Our little girl has been taken to hospital!"
"ZOMG"
Down at the hospital-
"Doctor, doctor, what happened to my baby?"
"uhm...I don't know how to say this..."
"Just spit it out!"
"...ok...she was trying to suck 200 cocks in a row and the.."
mother collapses dead.
It's an article from spike, what do you expect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
I'd hit it.
How is this irony?
I wouldn't hit that with a steel pipe, much less let it suck my dick.
wow 200 men really?
No it's all a big joke.
Gross tats
entire woman is gross
sounds like Snuff
I thought she was hot. But I wouldn't want anyone knowing that I'd fucked her, that is if I had fucked her but I haven't. Balls to running the STI gauntlet.