I've listed CD as my emergency contact before I go downtown.
See you all tomorrow, or not.
In before coming home in a body bag.. which is probable.
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I've listed CD as my emergency contact before I go downtown.
See you all tomorrow, or not.
In before coming home in a body bag.. which is probable.
Don't eat Chinese food.
Vomiting rice = Not fun.
Have a good birthday!
I've made that mistake also
I had very greasy burritos.
You may be older than you've ever been before but you're younger than you'll ever be again!
So TOGS leveled up today?
What? TOGS is evolving!
im mashin b atm
If by bodybag you mean your buttbuddies sleeping bag then yea maybe. Come on togs you are too much of a fucking nerd to actually go do something crazy. You probably spent the night with some fellow faggots played magic and drank mikes hard lemonade before buttfucking each other to sleep.
hold b so that he can learn "don't hit on married women" next yearQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Baltar
Close!Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
I'm still waiting to find out what I did that night. Apparently I blacked out after the third bar and got the best "Blue Wave" drink ever.
Pictures are slow coming in.
congrats on turning 15!
I got nothing out of this post besides blue wave and I hope you weren't drinking that. Other than that happy birthday.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
Blue Wave involved some blue drink and it's well known that on your birthday you take this drink and the bartender splashes you done with a pint of water. Well I knew it was coming but I didn't know the bartender gave the two bouncers glasses of water too so I was doused with what was called the "best blue wave ever".Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
I don't remember any of this though.
On my 21st no one gave me a gay ass blue drink... all I got in total was like 5 free beers and 2 or 3 free shots.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
And I never blacked out at any bar, and I drink 1/5 of sailor jerry's before even going to the bars.
You must have one wide pussy
No one will be buying me shots on my 21st. Beer and beer only. The last thing I want is someone buying me a fucking cement mixer or a prairie fire. I am well aware I'm a lightweight and really only enjoy beer.
Or I had a lot more fun than you did. (and I did)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
I'm 3 for 3 for going out this week. It's starting to take a toll, but I am dedicated.
togs you should dress up in a red afghan tonight and paralyze the world with your captivating, fierce gaze
I need a gimmick, the bouncers are beginning to recognize me. I don't want that.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
arrive dressed in a shimmering toga edged in purple, golden laurel leaves adorning your brow and a magnanimous gaze that sweeps all around you from atop your gilded litter carried by a dozen slaves who whisper your glorious deeds even as they bear you from place to place
I just hire like a stripper or something.
only a pansy would do that
...you're not a pansy, are you?
hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
that would totally be my signature if sigs weren't mega gay