Nailin' Pa(y)lin

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10-06-2008, 05:40 PM
sycld

Nailin' Pa(y)lin

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Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_131581.html
10-06-2008, 05:52 PM
llFidoll

Oh God.

I can't wait.
10-07-2008, 06:11 PM
Default User

Thats pretty awesome. You have to give it to the porn guys, they are a creative bunch.
10-07-2008, 07:13 PM
solecistic

I think we should all mail Sarah Palin a copy when it comes out.
10-07-2008, 07:16 PM
Hippocrass

Man i think this is just gonna end up guaranteeing McCain the win.

Also I like how Huffington Post is apparently a legitimate news site.
10-07-2008, 11:09 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by Hippocrass

Man i think this is just gonna end up guaranteeing McCain the win.

Also I like how Huffington Post is apparently a legitimate news site.

The point is that this is a true story, and this was the most in-depth article I could find.

In conclusion: nou
10-07-2008, 11:46 PM
TheOriginalGrumpySpy

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Originally Posted by Hippocrass

Man i think this is just gonna end up guaranteeing McCain the win.

Also I like how Huffington Post is apparently a legitimate news site.

I don't think you've ever said a bad thing about McCain
10-08-2008, 01:43 AM
no_brains_no_worries

God I love this country!
10-08-2008, 07:24 AM
gismo

Man, US politics is insane. When you compare it to how things are done in the UK...its like a stage show or something lol. I would love to see how any of the candidates would do in the house of commons rofl. Only in America would you see a porno about something like this lol. It goes to show, there are some pretty awesome people over the pond.
10-08-2008, 09:10 AM
Mang

Lisa Ann is hot, doesn't really look like Palin though. I guess once she has glasses on every guy's imagination will do the rest of the work.
10-08-2008, 09:44 AM
Absolution

I WILL DOWNLOAD THIS
10-08-2008, 10:30 AM
gismo

I just seen some of her porno stuff. She is hot, very, but yes, no Palin lookalike.
10-09-2008, 03:58 AM
no_brains_no_worries

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Originally Posted by gismo

Man, US politics is insane. When you compare it to how things are done in the UK...its like a stage show or something lol. I would love to see how any of the candidates would do in the house of commons rofl. Only in America would you see a porno about something like this lol. It goes to show, there are some pretty awesome people over the pond.

Every tape of I see of UK politics someone always throws a shoe...
10-09-2008, 11:43 AM
Sir Bifford

Does she do anal?
10-09-2008, 03:28 PM
k1nk0s

oh gawd i want to be in it
10-09-2008, 04:08 PM
pandar

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Originally Posted by Sir Bifford

Does she do anal?

She gets nervous when the big black cock is coming so fast up her rear
10-09-2008, 04:09 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by pandar

She gets nervous when the big black cock is coming so fast up her rear

Actually, it's biracial-- half Kenyan, half Caucasian American.
10-09-2008, 10:58 PM
mutton

she gets nervous as pootin rears his head and comes into the air
10-10-2008, 12:28 PM
solecistic

pootin hehe

where do you think he'd go

that's right the state of which i am an executive alaska!
10-13-2008, 09:10 AM
thermal

They should call it Poundin Palin
10-13-2008, 07:18 PM
simonj

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Originally Posted by gismo

Man, US politics is insane. When you compare it to how things are done in the UK...its like a stage show or something lol. I would love to see how any of the candidates would do in the house of commons rofl. Only in America would you see a porno about something like this lol. It goes to show, there are some pretty awesome people over the pond.

In all fairness, over here all we've had are chicks like Thatcher and now Margaret Beckett, Harriet Harman, Tessa Jowell, Hazel Blears et al who you wouldn't touch with a 12-ft new-labour poll.
10-14-2008, 04:09 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by simonj

In all fairness, over here all we've had are chicks like Thatcher and now Margaret Beckett, Harriet Harman, Tessa Jowell, Hazel Blears et al who you wouldn't touch with a 12-ft new-labour poll.

...and before Palin, we had such gorgeous MILFs as Madeline Albrite, Janet Reno, and Hillary Clinton...

So this is new for us too...

I would mention Condi Rice, 'cept she's gay of course. Well, we could use her for lesbo porn I guess, but she's mannish imo (then again so are at least 2 out of the 3 women I mentioned above...)
10-14-2008, 05:29 PM
Vengeful Scars

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Originally Posted by sycld

...and before Palin, we had such gorgeous MILFs as Madeline Albrite, Janet Reno, and Hillary Clinton...

So this is new for us too...

I would mention Condi Rice, 'cept she's gay of course. Well, we could use her for lesbo porn I guess, but she's mannish imo (then again so are at least 2 out of the 3 women I mentioned above...)

Who would whip who's dick out in a cock fight between Janet and Condi?
10-14-2008, 05:30 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

Who would whip who's dick out in a cock fight between Janet and Condi?

It would end in mutual clitoral stimulation imo.
10-15-2008, 02:45 PM
srsinternets

Hm, she does actually make a semi-convincing Palin: http://hustler.com/Hustler_Warning_P...?cs=0&w=420901
10-15-2008, 06:43 PM
thank mr skeltal

This should tide you over until the movie comes out: (NWS)
http://www.submityourflicks.com/vide...alin-porn.html
(It's not the Hustler movie or even trying to parody Palin, it does look like her though!)
10-15-2008, 06:53 PM
jojo

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Originally Posted by solecistic

I think we should all mail Sarah Palin a copy when it comes out.

I totally agree with ya.
10-16-2008, 05:40 PM
thank mr skeltal

(NWS) I think these are stills from the set of this porn shoot
http://imagefap.com/gallery/1353161
10-16-2008, 07:12 PM
djwolford

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There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

I could really do without a Hillary look-alike in a porno, but the rest of it sounds pretty sweet.
10-17-2008, 02:20 AM
Absolution

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Originally Posted by djwolford

I could really do without a Hillary look-alike in a porno, but the rest of it sounds pretty sweet.

Well this chick is like fifty and I'd still hit it.
10-17-2008, 07:46 AM
thank mr skeltal

The Lisa Ann scene (the main one) from Nailin' Paylin is now out on your friendly neighborhood bittorrent site.
10-17-2008, 10:13 AM
Kal El

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Originally Posted by Absolution

Well this chick is like fifty and I'd still hit it.

60 you mean...
10-17-2008, 03:25 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by Absolution

Well this chick is like fifty and I'd still hit it.

wow.

talk about desperate.

or at least... not picky...
10-20-2008, 10:23 PM
Kal El

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Originally Posted by solecistic

I think we should all mail Sarah Palin a copy when it comes out.

I second this.
10-20-2008, 10:27 PM
MBok

I saw the main Lisa Ann scene and I gotta say it was pretty entertaining. I give her a 5/10 as a lookalike, if only she had gotten the accent down.

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