Fuck MJ, Billy Mays Died

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06-28-2009, 11:16 AM
Cruz_15

Fuck MJ, Billy Mays Died

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

What has the world come to?
06-28-2009, 11:20 AM
Cruz_15

ITT We remember the greatest to ever live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtHI6e_Exhc
06-28-2009, 11:29 AM
Kal El

He probably had congestive heart failure.
06-28-2009, 11:48 AM
Drunkmike

Wow. Well that completes that celebrity cycle of 3.
06-28-2009, 11:50 AM
Cruz_15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunkmike

Wow. Well that completes that celebrity cycle of 3.

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays.
06-28-2009, 12:07 PM
Pepsi

David Carradine
06-28-2009, 12:10 PM
djwolford

That means there should be one more to make another three out of it.
06-28-2009, 12:20 PM
Pepsi

fidel castro is next.
06-28-2009, 12:20 PM
Pepsi

that, or patrick swayze.
06-28-2009, 01:16 PM
thank mr skeltal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

He probably had congestive heart failure.

My money is on brain injury, they said he got hit in the head with a suitcase on a plane. You can totally get hit in the head and feel fine but then drop dead a day or two later, it happens more often than you think.
06-28-2009, 01:18 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

My money is on brain injury, they said he got hit in the head with a suitcase on a plane. You can totally get hit in the head and feel fine but then drop dead a day or two later, it happens more often than you think.

happened to some actress earlier this year. she was skiing and fell.

dammit, what was her name?
06-28-2009, 01:21 PM
Killuminati

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

happened to some actress earlier this year. she was skiing and fell.

dammit, what was her name?

liam neesons wife. I dont remember her name.
06-28-2009, 01:23 PM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

My money is on brain injury, they said he got hit in the head with a suitcase on a plane. You can totally get hit in the head and feel fine but then drop dead a day or two later, it happens more often than you think.

Thats how that one actress died. I can't remember her name, but it was Liam Neeson? she was married too. I think her name was Natasha or something.
06-28-2009, 01:25 PM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cruz_15

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays.

Well....

Shitty product salesmen:
______________________

Ed McMahon (I remember seeing him in commercials to sell power scooters, his days as an "entertainment" figure have been long gone)
Billy Mays

Entertainers:
_____________________
David Carradine
Farah Fawcett
Michael Jackson

so they are in 2 different categories.
06-28-2009, 01:34 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

Well....

Shitty product salesmen:
______________________

Ed McMahon (I remember seeing him in commercials to sell power scooters, his days as an "entertainment" figure have been long gone)
Billy Mays

Entertainers:
_____________________
Farah Fawcett
Michael Jackson

so they are in 2 different categories.

put david carradine in the entertainer part.
06-28-2009, 01:34 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killuminati

liam neesons wife. I dont remember her name.

natasha richardson if i'm remembering correctly now.
06-28-2009, 01:36 PM
Killuminati

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

natasha richardson if i'm remembering correctly now.

Yea that's it.
06-28-2009, 01:48 PM
Kal El

I think David Carradine was the most thrilled when he left us. He probably had the best orgasm of his life.
06-28-2009, 03:17 PM
Cherry Flavored Pez

This isn't any more terrible than some ordinary person'd death, but it's a bummer that all these big names are being written off. RIP MJ, DC, and BM.
06-28-2009, 04:31 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Pez

This isn't any more terrible than some ordinary person'd death, but it's a bummer that all these big names are being written off. RIP MJ, DC, and BM.

FF, EM
06-28-2009, 05:34 PM
Cherry Flavored Pez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

FF, EM

Haha I thought I would annoy some people with the acronyms. But yeah, bad year for some industries. :[
06-28-2009, 11:22 PM
MrTroy

Mandatory post in Billy Mays thread, also, good thing he had that new "ICan" life insurance that he just started pawning. Good Night Sweet Prince!
06-29-2009, 04:25 AM
no_brains_no_worries

Thank God. After Pitchmen started on the discovery channel, you know someone was like "It's time for that beardy bastard to go!'
06-29-2009, 08:11 AM
gwahir

i would have thrown that suitcase if i had the chance
06-29-2009, 08:52 AM
gismo

Screw that, I just learned that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Too many cocks in it me thinks.
06-29-2009, 10:02 AM
MalReynolds

Woah, what's with the Mays hate, Gwa?
06-29-2009, 10:02 AM
MalReynolds

Unless you meant, "Thrown the suitcase if I had the chance (away from Billy Mays and towards someone who deserved to die more)".
06-29-2009, 03:48 PM
djwolford

Quote:

Originally Posted by gismo

Screw that, I just learned that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Too many cocks in it me thinks.

It's actually a pretty big deal, I think it kills about a half million people a year or so.

How could you have not heard of ass cancer?
06-29-2009, 08:03 PM
srsinternets

Quote:

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Unless you meant, "Thrown the suitcase if I had the chance (away from Billy Mays and towards someone who deserved to die more)".

Or "towards the ground in a fit of rage because its the suitcase that murdered my idol."
06-29-2009, 10:51 PM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by gismo

Screw that, I just learned that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Too many cocks in it me thinks.

It's called colon cancer.

Pretty common cancer.
06-30-2009, 01:20 AM
WellAdjusted

I didn't really like him to be honest.
He was always yelling and I don't get why everyone loved him so much.

But it still sucks that he's dead.

R.I.P. Billy
06-30-2009, 04:51 AM
gismo

Quote:

Originally Posted by djwolford

It's actually a pretty big deal, I think it kills about a half million people a year or so.

How could you have not heard of ass cancer?

It must be an American thing, with all the girls taking it in the ass so they can be virgins.

I guess it must not be too massive a problem in the UK, it doesn't get much air time.
06-30-2009, 07:12 AM
MalReynolds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

It's called colon cancer.

Pretty common cancer.

Anal cancer is a cancer on the anus, not colon. Hence "Anal Cancer" instead of "Colon Cancer".
07-05-2009, 05:45 AM
BBAcc

But the fact is that the cancer discussion is getting more and more interesting.
07-05-2009, 09:50 AM
djwolford

Quote:

Originally Posted by gismo

It must be an American thing, with all the girls taking it in the ass so they can be virgins.

If you guys were better orators you could probably talk your British girls into anal as well.

Americans are just too great.
07-05-2009, 11:58 AM
sycld

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

He probably had congestive beard failure.
07-05-2009, 01:03 PM
faesce

im going to invent a gel lined outercoat for suitcases that prevents death from head trauma

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