Man Commits Suicide After Learning Harry Potter Spoiler

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-b..._b_231271.html

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Originally Posted by dumb fucker

HUDSON, OHIO (The Borowitz Report) -- A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling movie, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince." 



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I'm not sure satire belongs in WTF news, but it had me going for a minute. Or at least until I read the words 'Model U.N.'

So he was a huge harry potter fan but never read the books?

Yes. Except he never existed. Kind of like Jesus. Or John Kerry.

i wonder what his reason for living was up until harry potter

Being made up by Andy Borowitz?

i hope so

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Originally Posted by ShitFace

i hope so

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Your post is so l33t i think im going to fall over

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Originally Posted by pandar

Your post is so l33t i think im going to fall over

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more like fail over amirite?