Man kills fish and gets probation

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Harris fled but returned with an officer to find her fish — a bright purple betta named "DeLorean" — on the wood floor with a knife through it.

"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish."

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091014/...dvbm1hbmdldA--

I had wicked exgirlfriend like that. She let my king snake go in the wild after I broke up with her. "why dad did you teach me not to hit girls?" At that point I could have twisted her neck right off that fine lil body of hers.