It depends if I get any semen on my face.
I guess this can apply to the three girls on cd.
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It depends if I get any semen on my face.
I guess this can apply to the three girls on cd.
And this is anonymous, I'm actually doing this for my polisci class.
I even wash my hands after I used the potty..
Yes unless I go to bed right after.
My hands are the cleanest part of my body.
I don't even wash my hands after I used the potty..
ps: Kal El what are you 3?
I wouldn't call myself a neat freak, but when it comes to my hands, they MUST be clean.
Pretty much same here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
Does licking them clean count as "washing"?
Now that I've thought about this question, I must ask something. When you say "after you jerk off," is this assuming after you get fluids on your hand?
I make it a priority to not touch my semen when I masturbate. Shit's gross man.
Well, I would imagine that if anyone got semen on them they would wash it off.
Let's say you nutted in a sock or some girl's face or something.
Actually, I eat tapioca pudding afterward, with my fingers. Washing hands is for sissies.
I know of several slobs that wouldn't clean it off if it landed on their shirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
Are you sure it's tapioca? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by fm2176
My ex-boyfriend was fucking gross. Sometimes he wouldn't even wipe the jizz off his dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
I don't usually wash my hands because it's not like it's a messy ordeal. However I do wash my hands after blowjobs and sex.
yes
Fuck no, washing is for pussies. Hell, bathing in general is for pussies. Real men go 6 months without cleaning themselves, they then trek 6 miles into the forest to find a 75 food waterfall to bathe under.
Then they fight a bear.
-and then they don't get laid!Quote:
Originally Posted by coldfyre
Moose put out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
Mhm.. and how would you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
I'm a moose rapist.
I do. My hands are pretty clean and I like to keep 'em that way.
No, I go to a local grocery store and touch all the fruit and veggies.
The penis and (should be) vagina are the cleanest parts of the body since they're normally not exposed; but the act of wanking makes the user feel dirty, so he/she feels the need to wash their hands.
This is if you didn't get any juices on it.
That's my thesis sort of, but not so terrible.
The fact that he probably smelled like spunk 24/7 should have been an indication that this man was not dating material.Quote:
Originally Posted by KT_
yeah in hindsight I was pretty retarded about the relationship with him
Oh, and I don't wash my hands unless I get them sticky, pick up dog shit, take a shit or get something equally disgusting on them; and I have an awesome immune system. Really all my friends love my immune system.
Why? Are you the town bicycle or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
I wash my hands with my sperm.
Then I dry them on dicks.
No it was just a bad jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
No one made any comments regarding the fact that I eat my own semen :(
It did not come as a shock to any of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
how is this a polisci topic
Two words: Scooter LibbyQuote:
Originally Posted by mutton
wah no ones paying attention to meQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
From that comment i declare sycld to be a 12 year old.
I norite :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Infernus
For the purposes of the Internet, my maturity level is variable and sometimes dips down to neopubescent levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by k1nk0s
Look! It's my dick and my soap. I can wash it just as fast as I want to.
but if you wash it too much you'll make baby jesus cry :'(Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic
Go stuff your face in someone's crotch before they shower and take a whiff. Tell me again it is the cleanest part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
Plus I mean, your asshole is right there.