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An 89-year-old grandmother who went on a tyre-wrecking spree in her street has been ordered to knit jumpers for her victims.
Heidi Kohl, from western Germany, was arrested after one neighbour spotted her slashing the tyres on a car. She later confessed that she had resorted to drastic measures after becoming "fed up" with so many drivers parking in her neighbourhood.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a131...unishment.html
LULZ THE ARTICLE MISSPELLS "TIRE"
lol... TOO MANY PEOPLE PARKING ON THE STREET! ARRGHHHH!!!
Oh, and lol @ tyre, instead of TIRE
That is one badass grandma.
I wonder how many odd news articles come from Perez Hilton..
I wonder too:allectocool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
What? No, they spelt tyre right.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTroy
On the other hand, I will never tire of telling Americans how to spell correctly.
lol, colour WRONG BITCHES! We kicked your ass in the revolution, therefore our version of English is far superior.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrShrike
You are so not funny anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Why does it even mater which version of english is superior? As long as you are smart enough to make out the damn words I don't really care about the difference between the two forms of english. I sometimes use the grammar from the England version of English. Now if you use text speak I think that is more of a serious matter than the difference between England and US English.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTroy
Well in a roundabout way the French won the revolution for us so that's not much to brag about.
The important thing is that we could kick Britain's ass now.
Wow.. I'll park ma car in tha garage from now on :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousMentality
i'd like to see you face off against the average english football hooligan -- the type who likes to rip the shit out of stadiums and eat the chairs -- and come out feeling all kickassQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
the bottom line here is that when americans pretend to be in any way superior to the english they come off sounding like children, and when the english pretend to be superior to americans they come off as twats
why don't we all just take some time out and stew in our own undeniable national mediocrity
Find me one, send him over here with a camera. I'll post the video later. Soccer hooligans are pussies.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
Besides I pretty much just blasted Americans for going on about how they beat the shit out of Britain when you guys really didn't even give 50% in that war. So why do you have to be a dick in return?
Oh yeah because that's what you people do.
why? as long you're smart enough to make out the damn words i don't see what the difference isQuote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
you can't get self-righteous about one brand of elitism and endorse another without a reason
Because text speak is just laziness altogether.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
text speak is good for the economy.
it helps strip away all extraneous ideas, do away with shades of meaning, and narrow all possible expressible thoughts to only those that are truly essential and the ones we should only have anyways.
by the grace of god it will completely replace standard english, with all its arbitrary conventions and useless flexibility, and completely focus our minds on what's truly important: buying devices that help us txt2bff & surf 4 pron & lolcats.
Too me this entire sentence is just:words:Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
some of you are so far beyond infuriating
I mean like drooling glurping baboons
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld