Police say 'hot kielbasa' was meant for snorting

NEW YORK - A Brooklyn butcher shop worker called his specialty "hot kielbasa" — for snorting, not eating. Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said the kielbasa was really cocaine — not the Polish sausage sold in a popular meat market.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081013/...pzNY0TKEjtiBIF

Funny, when I say "Come into my basement, I got some hot kielbasa for you," I also mean something besides "Please to be coming into the underground story of my living complex, I having spicy Polish origin pork product for you to have."

okay we know youre fucking gay we got this thank you.

I kinda feel like blowing some hot kielbasa later.

Wow I never thought I'd say that.

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Originally Posted by Absolution

okay we know youre fucking gay we got this thank you.

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Hey, that line also works for women, as it only implies that I have a penis and makes no assumptions about the genital features of the other person :(

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Originally Posted by sycld

Hey, that line also works for women, as it only implies that I have a penis and makes no assumptions about the genital features of the other person :(

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hey buddy absolution said you're not allowed to have a sexuality anymore ok

oh okay...

can i just put a rubber band on my testes or do I have to snip them off?

either way i think it will have the same effect :(

No,

Bifford just will bite them off.