Sarah Palin's voice makes me want to shoot somebody

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10-15-2008, 10:52 AM
Kal El

Sarah Palin's voice makes me want to shoot somebody

I can't handle it. My uncle is such a typical conservative, and he thinks McCain and Palin are gods. Personally I couldn't handle her looks at all when she was announced at McCain's running mate (whore). And her voice alone makes me want to pull out a shotgun and shoot somebody. It's horrible.

And now that I listening to her talking about "balancing the federal government by the end of our term" her lies make me want to blow something up. I really do hate that woman. I'm all for a female president or vice-president, but she just makes me want to murder somebody.
10-15-2008, 10:58 AM
Atmosfear

I'd hit it.

Twice.
10-15-2008, 11:32 AM
sycld

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

I'd hit it.

Twice.

hopefully u'll do it in the pooper because palin doesn't believe in birth control :(
10-15-2008, 11:43 AM
Atmosfear

Real men don't use condoms anyways
10-15-2008, 03:23 PM
Hippocrass

Next time you hear her do us all favor and shoot yourself ok.
10-15-2008, 04:06 PM
simonj

The ironic thing is that if you were to shoot someone that would just impress her.
10-15-2008, 04:35 PM
Kal El

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Originally Posted by simonj

The ironic thing is that if you were to shoot someone that would just impress her.

I hadn't thought about that. Good point, and made me laugh now that I think about it. She'd probably tell me to do it again.
10-15-2008, 07:06 PM
simonj

Shoot a moose, she'd blow you on the spot.

"Oh yeah, give it to me Joe-six-pack, puck me baby"
10-15-2008, 08:23 PM
Kal El

I wonder if she'd tell you to shoot her in the cunt. And I don't mean with the penis. She probably has orgasms to that shit.
10-15-2008, 08:47 PM
sycld

All this talk about shooting and hunting and sexy Palin brought to mind this.
10-15-2008, 09:45 PM
Hippocrass

Man, the next 4 years are gonna be awesome.
10-15-2008, 10:57 PM
no_brains_no_worries

The only way to get Palin to shut up is to ask her a relevant question about politics. She'll give you a blank stare and then say something like "Do you really know the real O'Bama?"
10-17-2008, 06:20 PM
djwolford

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

Real men don't use condoms anyways

Well making her go outside and jump up and down so that everything just falls out after the sex is an effective form of birth control right?
10-17-2008, 06:23 PM
simonj

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Originally Posted by djwolford

Well making her go outside and jump up and down so that everything just falls out after the sex is an effective form of birth control right?

Fuck abortion, just push her down the stairs and hope for the best.

(Can you tell I'm a catholic??)
10-19-2008, 10:27 AM
sycld

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Originally Posted by simonj

Fuck abortion, just push her down the stairs and hope for the best.

(Can you tell I'm a catholic??)

Irish Catholic imo
10-19-2008, 10:31 AM
Mr. E

*groan* so now you self-rightous liberals are starting to discriminate based on regional dialect and speech patterns from the north and mid-west?

Whatever.
10-19-2008, 10:35 AM
sycld

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

*groan* so now you self-rightous liberals are starting to discriminate based on regional dialect and speech patterns from the north and mid-west?

Whatever.

Oh fuck off.

Like conservatives NEVER made cheap shots about democrats based on their appearance or voice.

Oh wait.... they do it all the time, much more often than democrats do.

Example:

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Originally Posted by McCain

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno.
10-19-2008, 11:01 AM
simonj

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Originally Posted by sycld

Irish Catholic imo

Well done! You win a prize.
10-19-2008, 11:12 AM
Kal El

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

*groan* so now you self-rightous liberals are starting to discriminate based on regional dialect and speech patterns from the north and mid-west?

Whatever.

She's from Alaska. I'm not discriminating her dialect, I just hate her voice pitch and everything in general. I just don't like her.

That would be hypocritical of me to attack her dialect, I'd have to poke fun at myself for occasionally having a California accent and a mid-western accent. Just because I say I don't like her voice doesn't mean I am attacking her dialect she speaks in, I just fucking hate her voice in general.
10-19-2008, 07:34 PM
Mr. E

I was just flame baiting kal El, don't worry bout it
10-20-2008, 04:46 PM
sycld

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

I was just flame baiting kal El, don't worry bout it

This isn't the first time I got a hook caught in my mouth intended for another liberal.