Armed chicken murders man

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110208/...ockfight_death

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DELANO, Calif. – A Central California man who was at a cockfight died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday.

Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30, the Kern County coroner said.

An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf.

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This is very scary for me since my family owns chickens. Could they be plotting revenge?

Your chickens are revolting.

Good.

This is very scary for KT since her main source of income involves being very close to cocks of questionable moral fiber

You can die from getting stabbed in your calf...?


I mean it's not like he got stabbed in a femoral artery...

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Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

This is very scary for KT since her main source of income involves being very close to cocks of questionable moral fiber

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