[The Mess Hall] so a five guys burger and fries opened up in my town

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02-25-2011, 02:44 PM
Nermy2k

[The Mess Hall] so a five guys burger and fries opened up in my town

i'm sweating grease from my pores
02-25-2011, 02:54 PM
sponge

good mess hall post
02-25-2011, 02:55 PM
sponge

also do they have poutine
02-25-2011, 03:08 PM
Nermy2k

not yet but the fries are perfect for it
02-25-2011, 03:19 PM
mutton

if the five guys are dirty, and they probably are based on the nature of their business, you should join them in a row
02-25-2011, 05:00 PM
WellAdjusted

Isn't that an american thing?
02-25-2011, 05:30 PM
sycld

Quote:

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

Isn't that an american thing?

East Coast thing.

Started in Northern VA.

Good burgers, can get with bacon and/or cheese, can get a whole slew of crap on them: A1, jalapenos, hot sauce, grilled mushrooms, etc.

Cooked to order, but the bastards only cook them well-done.

Fries are greasy bags of heaven. Can get regular or with Cajun spices. Thick cut.

Not a bad place at all, but it's so greasy I can't eat there too often and enjoy it.
02-25-2011, 05:33 PM
Nermy2k

Quote:

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

Isn't that an american thing?

Vancouver, Calgary, and now Mississauga have them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycld

Cooked to order, but the bastards only cook them well-done.

I don't know how it is down there, but here they legally have to cook burgers well-done.
02-25-2011, 05:38 PM
WellAdjusted

I want these fries.

I will get them after comic con yessss

Meet me there Nermy, I'll buy you a soda*

*with rufies
02-25-2011, 06:20 PM
simonj

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nermy2k

I don't know how it is down there, but here they legally have to cook burgers well-done.

Yeah, under-cooking ground beef is hella dangerous
02-25-2011, 06:39 PM
sycld

In MD you can cook burgers medium to well-done.

Also your hella dangerous can eat me out.
02-25-2011, 06:55 PM
coqauvin

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycld

In MD you can cook burgers medium to well-done.

Also your hella dangerous can eat me out.

go to dangerous dan's
02-25-2011, 07:51 PM
Nermy2k

i'm not going to comic-con until they repeal prop h8
02-25-2011, 08:00 PM
mutton

the Julie Benz VIP Experience is only $150
02-26-2011, 12:34 PM
Atmosfear

Terrible for you, but it's so tasty.

Also sycld I like that they cook them well-done considering they are so juicy/greasy anyways. I'm not a stickler for medium/medium-rare if it doesn't negatively impact taste.

I get a cheeseburger with bacon, mushrooms, and ketchup. Usually I split fries with someone. It's so tasty :)
02-27-2011, 09:45 AM
captain castle

Never had their burgers, but their fries are legit
02-27-2011, 10:38 AM
faesce

i associate 5 guys with retards

because my two friends who used to work there (only one works there now) are as close to mentally retarded as you can possibly get without actually being retarded. literally i bet their IQs are 70.0000000000001
02-27-2011, 10:39 AM
Nermy2k

everyone who works at this one is asian so their iq can only be so low
02-27-2011, 10:39 AM
ShitFace

greeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy
02-28-2011, 10:06 AM
Mr. E

Dear sweet Jesus I love five guys. I only let myself eat there once or twice a year because, you know, former fatties anonymous, but oh lawd is Five Guys four walls filled with grease and love.

I get a cheeseburger with bacon, onions, mushrooms, ketchup, and mayo.

Yum-fucking-my
02-28-2011, 10:20 AM
sycld

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

Also sycld I like that they cook them well-done considering they are so juicy/greasy anyways. I'm not a stickler for medium/medium-rare if it doesn't negatively impact taste.

True.

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Originally Posted by faesce

i associate 5 guys with retards

because my two friends who used to work there (only one works there now) are as close to mentally retarded as you can possibly get without actually being retarded. literally i bet their IQs are 70.0000000000001

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Originally Posted by Nermy2k

everyone who works at this one is asian so their iq can only be so low

In my area, they are staffed by blacks and salvadoreanos illegales.

Because that's who lives here.

Not that I mind living around them, but it's symptomatic of how damn far I am from NW DC, which is basically the only part that anyone cares to go to aside from going to Nats games. Fuck those assholes in 1856 that decided to start their agricultural school NE of the district instead of NW.