My thread about looking for work.
My thread about looking for work.
Hey Satori how about much making a "Satori Looks For a Job [dinosaur adventure megathread]" thread instead of posting a new thread every time you get an interview?
edit: welcome to your new job hunting megathread please don't post any more ok thanks, those of us with jobs take great offense to your unemployment
dick barf you cannot control the meta-poster that is satori
if you try to tame the beast it will strike you down with exponential force
exponential farce
I wanna see Satori released in a new environment.
satori+everything if you move to texas and become my stay-at-home housewife i will support you so you don't have to get a job and can stay at home and spread peanut butter all over your @*!^*&%&^% all day! then you could just sit around updating your forums and making dinosaur megathreads, which is really what i want anyway.
A rare glimpse into the calendar, note-taking, and filing skills of an internet phenomenon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
will there be a movie version
God we can only hope.
way to go sponge
i came for faesce
only there was no faesce
just farce
so yeah i saw this and thought of you satori.
suitable site for you as well.
How-to Survive without having to get a real job. - Community
satori i was wondering has anyone ever told about this cool guy called enver hoxha
I haven't been to totse in years.
I found that on reddit.
To be a security guard you need to know how to break and enter or how to get picked up for possession.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcTxThfcz3Y"]security takes their job too seriously - YouTube[/ame]
bunch of punk skateboarders in a parking garage
im surprised he was able to maintain composure
i would have slammed them
I would have beat the shit outta that rent a cop.
RAD DOOD
if satori gets a job before i do i will kill myself
are you looking for programming jobs?
yeah, you know of any going?Quote:
Originally Posted by mutton
Talk less, work more.
Find out your bosses' deepest darkest desires and then blackmail him/her for it
phrasing it like that isn't going to help
they'll keep you if you show up everyday on time and don't fuck up seriously.
just ask if they have more shifts available.
why are you thinking about screwing up at all?
Utter lack of self worth?