Does anyone (open at your own risk)

Yes.

satori_beautiful has anyone ever told you that you really really really overanalyze stuff sometimes

YES I DO AT LEAST TWICE A DAY

i'm pretty sure everyone has tried it at some point

except me obviously i'm not a freak

I only ever assturbate.

I can't jizz without having my fist up my ass.

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Originally Posted by LargeDuck

I can't jizz without having my fist up my ass.

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We have so much in common.

simonj lets on about his fantasys with largeduck itt

Thread is useless without pics of satori ass masturbating

take some more

I deleted my ass masturbation pics.

ow

my brain just exploded

and it only took the first 2 words of this thread to do so

at first i was like http://www.casualdiscourse.com/forum...avatar26_6.gif

and then i was like http://www.casualdiscourse.com/forum...atar120_37.gif

Find someone into pegging.
Problem solved.

Only brings up the question of where one would find someone like that, anonidate?

Satori apparently knows us "well enough", scary stuff.

I just assturbated again.

I should probably wash my hands but I've already started typing so there's no real rush.

can u describe how u assturbate

one fist at a time

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Originally Posted by faesce

can u describe how u assturbate

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Painfully, and with great trepidation.

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Sometimes I use my hands. But if I grow my fingernails, I use something else like a blanket or pen or marker and rub or insert. Make sure it isn't facing the ink side. Or the bic ones in case it shatters inside> If my nails are too long I can wrap it in toilet paper but I have to either use enough and be careful that I don't rip a hole in the toilet paper. But my nails break on its own. I can also use a shirt or something to rub and then put it in my clothes to wash. I wash my markers off and pens off in case I use them. I wash my blanket and if I don't want to right away I can flip it over or turn it

Does anyone have any other ideas of new stuff I can do while ass masturbating?

My nails are kind of long now. But I don't like cutting them. So I let them break on their own.

I think fisting would be hard because I might break my nails. Plus I don't use objects that big.

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Why don't you just get a dildo? You can get smaller ones if you rather your ass stay tight.

why the fuck would you use a dildo when you can use a blanket

p--- videos = piss videos?

when you get home please let us know!!

porn videos

satori only assturbates with something that can double as a writing utensil

Good thing people don't use typewriters anymore

pope videos, i'm certain

satori when you assturbate do you use the technique known as "milking the prostate" please let me know i'm very curious.

Relevant
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...rbates_anally/

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Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

Relevant
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...rbates_anally/

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reddit it full of such fags

i hate myself for spending so much time there

Well technically, marker pens are for writing with.

Satori typically you throw away a glowstick after it wears off/has been assturbated

they are filled with the crushed asses of fireflies