Do all guys have wrinkly balls? (Gross thread so maybe you don't want to read)

could be

My balls are almost as smoooth as my vagina.

Yeah simonj, how could you do such a thing?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=testicles

JUST GO LOOK AT A FUCKING PICTURE OF SOME BALLS YOU FUCKING RETARD. WE ARE NOT HERE TO SPOON FEED YOU THE MOST BASIC SHIT.

We're not? Then why are we here?

Well I'm getting severely trolled, dunno about you.

lol
yeah thats normal satori.
end of thread.

large duck lol why did you let her troll you like that lol.

gj satori, again lol.

This proves you are a man.

And reassures me that I do not like reading your posts. They are all tl;dr

I'm really ill, hence more susceptible to trolling.

Satorie is either a troll or incredibly autistic, not in a good or cool way either.

Haters gon' hate.

tl;dr

What?

y/n

I just... I don't understand what you're trying to say

This thread is full of retards.

Well now it is

BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

Satori, don't listen to ShitFace. As you may know, I am an expert on male genitalia and I have to say, I've only seen wrinkled balls only once before and that guy was a virgin. I must conclude that only virgin males have wrinkled balls. That must mean your room mate is a virgin! ShitFace is also possibly a virgin since he had no idea testicles smooth out after having sex! How scandalous!

google images the word testicles.

if you see a smooth sack like a fucking porcalain bowl then post the link here so we can laugh at the alien

KT you're a fucking idiot, I can't believe you didn't just do a quick google search to check your facts.

The truth is a male with a circumcised penis has smooth testicles whereas a male with an uncircumcised penis has wrinkly testicles. This is due to the decrease in penal pressure from the loss of foreskin.

So, me, ShitFace and probably all the other Brits (unless any are Jews) here have wrinkly testicles whereas all the yanks likely have smooth testicles.

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Originally Posted by simonj

KT you're a fucking idiot, I can't believe you didn't just do a quick google search to check your facts.

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what facts?

3 people contested each other for victory itt

but simonj won

lols uih

I rarely recall what the balls look like.

Because maybe I'm just too drunk at that moment.

through healthy diet and exercise i have turned my almonds into pistachios

you can make this happen too with 4 low payments of $29.99

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

But what makes it wrinkly? Veins? Blood vessels? Wouldn't it look better if it was smooth?

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Sperm have to be kept at a slightly lower temperature than normal body temperature, so a muscle exists which is responsible (perhaps with other responsibilities, I am not a physiologist) for raising and lowering the testes (lowering them moves them away from the body and increases surface area, which translate into less heat absorbed from the body and greater cooling capacity). The raising and lowering is achieved by "pulling in" scrotum tissue, which means, when contracted, the scrotum tissue has to "bunch up", making it appear wrinkled.

On a more serious note, it sounds like your roommate is trying to put moves on you which will probably lead to rape when his advances go unanswered.

satori, why were you looking at your roommate naked and studying his balls

As numerous rape charities will tell you, rape isn't about sex, it's about power.

Except for when it's about sex.

Maybe you should just rape him.

what sort of mind games does he play, satori?

imaginary angry birds

the best way to prevent rape is to consent

The skin on the nut sack is always wrinkled. Sometimes more than other times. When it's colder the nutsack skin draws up to hold the nuts closer to the body for warmth.

I shoot botox into my balls daily.

Yeah

Satori can you feel when your nipples get hard

(yes but why would you spend your time focusing on something so fucking stupid)

Why the fuck should men put the seat down for women? How sexist is that?

If you want smooth balls, Google:

"saline injection balls"

my balls have always been rather wrinkled and the hairs white, like yoda's head according to someone. i cannot determine why, i mean my bush is like reddish brown yet my ballhair is white as snow

ITT I offer satori a plane ticket to come examine my balls in person.


(that's what i'm supposed to do, right?)

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Originally Posted by DaiTengu

ITT I offer satori a plane ticket to come examine my balls in person.


(that's what i'm supposed to do, right?)

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if "what you're supposed to do" is repeat the same joke over and over until you are literally the person that killed it, then yes, carry on, you're doing exactly "what you're supposed to do"

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Originally Posted by dark llama

if "what you're supposed to do" is repeat the same joke over and over until you are literally the person that killed it, then yes, carry on, you're doing exactly "what you're supposed to do"

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find a post where I have used this joke before. go ahead.

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Originally Posted by dark llama

if "what you're supposed to do" is repeat the same joke over and over until you are literally the person that killed it, then yes, carry on, you're doing exactly "what you're supposed to do"

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That's how this whole forum works. Where have you been?

So once upon a time I used to have an account on CD. Then I went away. Now I return an I only have one question...


When in the hell did Satori_everything take over casual intercourse?

one word: scrotal ablation

scrotablation

So has anyone posted a picture of their balls? Or will I have to be the one to cross the line?