I will not pay for your airfare.
I will not give you a place to sleep, unless you get me fuqued up, or are a girl who I'm going to sleep with.
No blades, chains, heaters, sticks, bats, no weapons.
You will receive 95% of the credits I earn from this site forever, if you beat me.
If you lose, I will do whatever I want to you while you're unconscious.
If you're a female, I'll probably have wood while you beat me, cause I'm kinda into that.
If you need pictures, measurements(15 inches), anything just post in this thread.
I live about 15 miles outside of Nashville, TN by the way.