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And I think that many other mammal species' dicks actually have bones in them. Boners with real bones. There's a concept.

Get one from a reputable iguana rescue. They should be able to give you whatever husbandry information you need.

Alas, the really cool ones never last.

Thanks!

Tell him you read Dianetics too, but it sucked. Then tell him that you like Dr. Phil better.

Concise

You know, I didn't pass that part of the test, and I've never bothered to learn to do it. It just doesn't seem to come up in my life much.

That qualifies it as a toxin? Wouldn't consuming 22 pounds of almost anything at once kill you?


Or, to paraphrase what some famous toxicologist might well have said once, "The dose determines...

I didn't say that they were.

Nice straw man, though.

Red Herring.

You know, it's kind of amusing how you like to throw around vaguely abstract sounding words, but you don't quite have the understanding to keep up with your vocabulary. It's sort of like listening...

He asked if he should get a truck, I told him a sensible car is a better bet. He asked about an alternative fuel vehicle, I told him biodiesel or SVO would be more practical than natural gas. If...

How so, exactly? Was it the part about alternate fuels being potentially impractical, or the part about driving a sensible car?



Who the hell said to buy a brand new, $45,000 truck? If you...

"Got any grapes?"

I can't imagine using a truck as a daily driver, unless you really need it for work or something. Flex-fuel is nice, but I think E85 is subsidized. If they gov't ever quits giving breaks on it,...

You know, I'm glad that some people can recognize when they don't really want an animal in their lives. It's better than getting talked into getting one, or just getting one on an impulse, and then...

Well, to me, "domestication" doesn't mean "friendly and affectionate", it just means that the kinds of the animals that we keep as pets or livestock are no longer very similar to their wild...

Nope. It can get a little pungent near cleaning day, but most of the week it just smells like hay and aspen shavings (i.e. not bad at all).



Yeah, because domestic animals are well suited for...

Many were treated badly enough by their previous owners that it's not that far off.




They're kind of an acquired appreciation. Also, I'm not a very good photographer - they're much more...

Since I'm apparently a condescending asshole to other people about their pets and pet posts, it's only fair that I put my own guys out there for mockery and criticism. Also, it gives me a chance to...

Well, what kind of thing(s) are you looking for? In what way have the suggestions so far been lacking? Give us some feedback.

I once stacked empty soda cans floor to ceiling in front of a...

No keyboard can keep up with my amazing typing skills, I'm afraid.

Fear not loyal readers, after a long week at work, I'm back.

So, I'd like to clarify a couple of things.

1) As I understand it, Atmosfear is saying that he would prefer that education be...

Well, actually, what happened is this: Some pages on our network at work (intranet?) can only be opened in IE, so I have an IE window open a lot of the time at work. I found that I had accidentally...

Similar to what someone said, you wedge a penny between their closed door and its jam on the outside of the door. In principle, this pushes the door latch against the strikeplate so hard that they...