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The best part is when he mixes up the preamble of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

He actually has some pretty good signs of being autistic. If you notice, when the woman looks at him, he looks away. Also the way he touches his hands and his inability to sense emotions. So he...

I usually drink Coors Light, not dirt cheap, but not especially good by any means. There's a Coors plant near town too, so it makes me feel good.

Thanks, this is pretty awesome.

I like Fox News' plug of the success of the War in Iraq at the end, "You could only imagine the fate if Saddam Husein was still in charge."

Joined the group. Go Gators aswell.

This is actually an old trend, it started a few years ago. Green and purple seem to be pretty popular. When I teach I'm using red, my parents grew up on red ink, and I did for most of my life. If...

In Harrisonburg, VA it's 2.95-2.99 a gallon for regular. It seems to be going down with the general trend of the world economy right now.

The key is for you to be less drunk than the girl so she doesn't mind being a freak.

The only reason I participate in Halloween is cause its "All Girls Be Slutty Day" at college.

My friend and I are being Mario and Luigi...with REAL mustaches.

I'm having a lot of fun with this game. A few friends and I have it up at school, so we're all playing and comparing our creatures. The space age takes such a long time.