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Heyo.

I'm directing a short film in two months, and I'd like to have playing on set this type of jazzy/film-noir music (it's the song from the "Relaxing Evening" meme from 4chan):

301 Moved...

No, it definitely wasn't British.

Alright, this one's been bothering me for some time:

I remember hearing back in 2000 a Christmas novelty song in which a man is teaching the listener how to cook a fruitcake. The thing was, after...

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Alright, here's the situation:

I'm a film maker, and I'm making a film that's based in Woonsocket, Rhode Island, a place I've never visited before. The reason why I chose to shoot a film about...

Nothing wrong with having your parents as your roommates.

Not me, Internet Tough Guy.

The guy in the said picture is an internet luzer though. He talks to me on AIM and has sexy thoughts about his aunt and mother and still lives at home at age 27. He...

No.

EDIT: Why, what were the first thoughts that ran through your head when you saw it?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/Darrell3-2.jpg

QFT.

Who used to think UPS stood for "United Postal Service"?

I did.

Here's a forum where someone is offering it (I downloaded the zip file):

http://www.tarantinoboard.com/inglorious-bastards-script-download-t3156.html

If it should get taken down, PM me that you...

How can you fall behind when your name is Mach 5?

Bottle up my emotions.

Unleash them onto my wife when we get married.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1221915145856.jpg

Meh,probably nothing.

That's so silly.

Son of a bitch, because I saw that at the store for $20, and if it contains all 6 DVDs, then I might as well just buy the damn thing and turn in the other DVDs I have from it. All I'm missing are the...

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Film making and writing. I've been told this from various people.

Take his advice, he seems to know his shit.

I know.

Live Video.

Web cam show.

2 AM.

Only real men partook in that, and you're a real man Danny. A real man.

Don't bums usually do this sort of thing?

Danny, it's an honor to finally meet you.

You've directed one of the most important films in cinematic history - Duplex. What was that like?

That's weird, I never heard of that before. That would suck if you and your girlfriend want to see an "R" rated film but you're still in high school and therefore you can't. Do you guys get...