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27 years old on the day today. Got that fucking email that wishes you happy birthday to remind me to say hello to all you anal beads.

I work as a network admin now. I probably owe a lot of my...

I never realized how butthurt New Yorkers get over New York. It's like someone made a 9/11 all over again by mixing up geographical locations.

what a fucking innovation of flash animation.

Nah, he's got an HDMI port coming out of the pee hole, complete with a telepathic remote control that can also give him instaboners for when his mom watches him fuck women just to make sure he's not...

Christmas is a time to see family you haven't seen since last Christmas, who only ask you 2 questions.

How is school/work going?
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/dildo/fleshlight?...

That, and fighting herpes-based crime.

But this is the internet. I can be an expert in anything...

Once the market stabilizes (not recovers), start investing in companies that offer green technologies.

And don't invest in communism.

Fine, but eating a hot dog from that thing would just be wrong. Finding a pair of monkey lips in a corn dog is not a day I want to have.

I like Avast!, because it makes a loud siren noise after it finds a virus. It makes you feel like its DEFCON 1 when it finds some dormant tracking cookie.

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Amoeba vaginas are still too loose.

The game doesn't feel like its getting old, but I could see that it would over time. Playing as a zombie in versus mode is super fun, but only having that mode with two campaigns is disappointing.
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Zombie nazis is tight. 18 is pretty impressive for just 2 people. With my roommate, we only got to 11.

But it was an awesome 11.