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That Anderson Silva fellow sure can dance.

I love Christmas because it lets me know when the year is almost over.

The seemingly never ending barrage of hacked together low brow comedy films that plagued the world's cinemas throughout the last 90s and early 00s is coming to an end. Now that high speed internet is...

If you were gay this wouldn't have happened. Gays online shop, it's much more efficient - so is anal sex for that matter, since they can't get pregnant from it. Perhaps he can be your hero, baby....

Firstly, I should mention that I'm required by law to give a PSA every so often because of my involvement in a drug cartel (I wasn't selling anything - I can actually smoke 30 lbs of marijuana in a...

Craft a small to medium sized raft out of indigenous trees and string it together with the sinew of local animals. An inflatable one will suffice. Kill and skin a small mammal and make a pouch out of...

Many a time I find myself searching and scouring the depths of Google's internet database for information on a large variety of things. Often I will single out one of Google's 'bots' that search and...

I do believe that you have just lost the game.

No, not classy at all.

http://www.seanobrien.org/images/television/officeclassyjim.jpg

As evidenced by the article in the opening post, it is not you who fucks with Russian women, but rather Russian women who fuck with you. Botched reversals of the contemporary post-Soviet Ruskie...

Stay. Refuse to leave, collectively. Select a representative to inform the faculty that they have done an insufficient in preparing your class for life and you all require extended schooling. Get...

Just who is supposing what and what not anyone is supposed to like? The status quo is an illusion, normal a mathematical abstraction. Do as you please, yet be wary of consequences to both action and...

Oak bar stools are more often preferred to ivory armchairs of equal quality, if you catch my drift.

I had the pleasure of dining in that restaurant just the other day. Didn't know any of my online buddies worked there! Nevertheless, I enjoyed the experience quite nicely and intend on returning in...

Everyone is doing superb, how kind of you to ask.
How are you doing?

I prefer my oranges to be of the 'blood' variety.
Seedless if possible. Sliced with a knife if I've got one.

I remember one day, roughly a year ago, when I was in a horrible, horrible, state. As soon as I entered it, I became quite ill. The color disappeared from my face, I had trouble sleeping, there was...

Yes, Counter-Strike: Source is quite popular. Just a few hours ago I was playing in a public server, shooting my foes in the head from across the map, de_dust2, with my Scout sniper rifle. Be wary of...

All of them. I nearly always get into shows late. I'm not a big fan the "WATCH EPISODE, WAIT A WEEK, WATCH ANOTHER" method of episode distribution that is all too common. I don't like being fed in...