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Alas, not my dog, it comes from a picture I found somewhere on the internet. And while my long distance relationship doesn't include an ocean, I know exactly what you're talking about.

So I guess I decided to take an unintended two and a half year break or something. I'm kinda that way. Stuff has happened in that time; some of it small, some not as small.

By the way, if you've...

I don't think anyone who chooses the name "God" can complain about others being condescending.

Fuckin' awful.

Regardless, hi.

So your plan is to shoot pregnant women into space? Because 1000 miles is quite a distance.

Limp-wristed "Hey guys we just need to love everybody and since we live in America and everyone has free speech you really can't do anything to oppress their rights" faggots want you to.

Also, add...

The Boondock Saints - Going where countless other movies have gone before, but with worse acting and more asinine plot elements

MadTV - I have watched several episodes, for the same reason why I...

Killer7

Not that I wouldn't throw a rage-induced shit fit if I head they were making one, but nonetheless, perhaps one of the greatest games ever created, and more than deserving of further...

Same, but replace flags with pound-rescued puppies.

Went out with a couple friends, bought a pie, and ate it.

It was apple, and I didn't pay. It was glorious.

Eh. Probably eventually. If you do it now, I'll probably get all confused as to what I'm named.

So did I, but I was halfway done with making this thread when I realized I'd registered as CyanideWyrm. Then I stuck with it, cause I'm too sick and cold to especially worry about it.

Besides,...

Last time I checked, it was down. Then again, the last time I checked was a couple weeks after LWS shitfuckboomed. Guess that means I'm the one who's back, actually.

Oh, and fuck that DanSmith...